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The 17 Best "Free Ideas" Offered By Evan McMorris-Santoro On Twitter

Evan likes to make "free idea jokes." Here are 17 of his best (worst?).

free idea: craft cocktail at Langley, VA bar called the "Boozy Allen Hamilton"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) June 9, 2013

free idea: buffet serving plate that can switch between hot or cold, but usually keeps food at a moderate lukewarm temp. "Chafeeing dish."

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) May 29, 2013

free idea. Phillybuster: delaying Senate vote by pouring cheez whiz on the bill itself

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) September 4, 2013

free idea. "Bardellaing": the act of fwding a friend an email exchange for the purpose of comedy. cc @MarkLeibovich

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) September 4, 2013

free idea: "Bo Noots & The Ground"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) September 3, 2013

free idea: combination scone place and steakhouse. "Tea Bone"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) August 30, 2013

free idea: a service called "gruber" where a guy impersonating the villain from Die Hard drives you around

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) August 23, 2013

free idea: force all the parody drone twitter accounts to get their tweets pre-approved by all the parody FISA Court accounts

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) July 8, 2013

Free idea: soda drone

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) March 11, 2013

free idea: twitter app that works under water. "SubTweet."

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) March 21, 2013

free idea: ham in 2 days, free shipping

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) August 5, 2013

free idea: Travel Channel reality show "Aaron Sorkin vs. ____"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) August 22, 2013

idea: free music and preserves tasting festival. "Jamnesty"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) July 29, 2013

free wonky blog name idea: Chartnado

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) July 11, 2013

free idea: "Fross Cire"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) April 5, 2013

free idea: Ben Affleck and Ashley Judd in "The Floated"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) March 27, 2013

free idea: rename Thomas Roberts' MSNBC show "Meanwhile With Thomas Roberts"

— E McMorris-Santoro (@EvanMcSan) July 31, 2013