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Penguin Puppets Make Experimental Film
Who knew this was going on? Way better than that "Happy Feet" movie.
Common Sense Way To Deal With Freddy Krueger
Yes I drew this. No I can't draw. That's beside the point; which is, if you see Krueger you are dreaming. If you know you are dreaming you can control the dream.
The Chatroulette Song: Wiener
So... WE ALL KNOW that you only see wieners on Chatroulette. This is nothing new. I am not uncovering any mystery, but I couldn't resist doing this parody of "Winner" by Jamie Foxx, Justin Timberlake, T.I., and Timba - oh wait... it was just the first three. Anywho, I hope you enjoy.
Guacamole > Justice
A dramatic Judge Judy that will blow your Avocado lovin' mind!!
The V Tortoise
I need to get this energy drink for my turtles, I see. That tortoise looks like he's having a lot of fun!
Grandmaster B Bundy
Bud Bundy's VERY short lived hip-hop career included one song, and a "metal remix" of this wonderful gem. Swoon Marcy Darcy...SWOON!!
WTF Amazon?
Yes, I'm sure he's a nice kid and all, but taking up a recommendation slot that could be occupied by a trashy fantasy novel, graphic novel, or D&D book? Has Buzzfeed somehow infected me with Biberitis?
12 Evilest Pope Pictures
Pope Benedict XVI has been given a lot of flack lately, but in all of this it's important not to forget what the man is actually good at: looking absolutely bloodcurdlingly godawfully creepy. Here's a selection of some of Benny's greatest hits, did I forget any?
So Much Better Than the Other I Want an Ipad Feed
This is a picture of the cat I will buy to do my laundry if I win the ipad. C'mon Buzzfeeders, this is the feed for you!
Are You Secretly a Panda?
Not only can pandas blend into their surroundings but they are also capable of shape shifting but can rarely control it. Stories have been told of pandas shape shifting into tigers and even trees. Many humans out there are actually pandas and don't know it, this quiz will help determine if you are in fact a panda. If you are a panda you should immediately turn yourself into the authorities.
Spooky
Spilled some coffee cream at the ihop last night. It didnt make the face of Mary or anything important (that was on the toast), but it did eerily turn into a ghost. I think it was haunted cream.
Chatroulette Soulmates!
I was randomly on Chatroulette 1 day and this is what I encountered. Blue smiley face pillow soulmate for my yellow smiley face pillow. My life is complete now.
What If Buzz Lightyear Used Chatroulette? [NSFW]
Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, investigates Chatroulette. He doesn't like what he finds.
Fully Epic Rapsody, by the Fully Sick Rapper
It has now been 102 long days that Ive been here in the hospital all up, isolated with a case of Multi-Drug Resistant TB.... Yep... Still going... Is it normal if you want to eat your own leg? Thanks for watching my videos so far, you are all fully sick, but like, sick in the way that a good night out can be sick. For this most recent gangsta rap music video, I really wanted to do something that was out of control - so I enlisted the help of my brother. He is only able to come in for short visits here and there, for which he has to get masked up and wear protective gloves, but it was enough for us to be able to get fully sick and that with his digital handycam (hence the increase in video quality from my previous fully sick projects). In many countries of the world, people with Multi-Drug Resistant TB would be lucky to even receive medical attention whatsoever, so I fully stoked to be receiving the mad medical care that I am getting here in Australia. Even above and beyond this epic level of care, I am lucky in the sense that I have had access to some totally rad entertainment, which has kept me sane over the last 102 days (this level of sanity is open for debate). This new Youtube video is a Tribute to some of the DVDs that Ive watched to kill my time here in quarantine, and to make it a bit Hollywood my brother and I have used ANY AND EVERY fully sick special effect that we knew was in existence, to make this a truely epic RAPsody...
Gaga iPad Mash
This is an experiment to see if an image of Gaga wearing iPads will buzz.
Real Animals + Toy Animals
Ok, so I have this obsession with animals holding stuffed animals. This is my collection so far... do you have any to add? Bonus points for animals holding toys of the same species (because it makes them adorably stupid as well as just adorable).
Grease 2: A Look Back
Feeling really nostalgic while watching Grease: 2 on VH1! Let's reminisce, friends!
Buzz Mash: Dakota Fanning + Squid Teeth
The real reason Dakota had her front teeth surgically removed. She has a squid on her face.
Finding Ceiling Cat On Tineye
If you use TinEye (the reverse image search engine) to search for Ceiling Cat; you'll be surprised to find that he's watching you.
The 2010 Women’s Figure Skating Drinking Game: Simplified
I made it easier. Now applicable to any ice skating competition.
The Leno Commercial: Fixed!
Radiohead's Creep goes well with this, but I put the right Beatles song in the Leno commercial instead! Some songs that just missed the cut: The Fool on the Hill, Misery, Not a Second Time, Tell Me Why, and Don't Bother Me.
Olympics Venn Diagram
I think I may have spent way too much time on this...
The Best of All Possible Worlds
We all knew this was coming, right?
The Book of Arnold
Gary Coleman tries to rehabilitate his image by taking a gritty new role.
Cabin Fever
The snow is stomping on DC, and we're all going crazy with only our webcams for company.
Carly Fiorina Vs. Pink Floyd
Dude. There's this moment, like, 28 seconds in where my mind is just completely blown. It's like they wrote their music to sync up with this commercial, you know? [Context.]
Beating a Dead [Conan]
You know, NBC, there's such a thing as "adding insult to injury" and "beating a dead [Conan]." Why would you take Conan's pep talk from us, too?!
51 Things: The YouTube Meme That Never Dies
"51 Things Found In My Room" is a YouTube video blogging meme that currently has over 7,000 video responses. The meme consists of video bloggers showing off their precious possessions to a webcam while quirky music plays in the background. And that's it.
A New Coke Product!?
Not yet, but maybe they'll heed my visionary idea. I propose this be marketed to people who like extra pulpy OJ...or 'freaks' as they're more commonly known.
Zanger Bob (The Dutch Mini Daddy)
Mini Daddy may well be the new best thing, but he is standing on the shoulders of giants.
Disgruntled Chargers Fans Vent On Wikipedia
What's that you say? Nate Kaeding is both a pedophile AND Norv Turners lifemate? (A screenshot of Nate Kaeding's Wikipedia entry as it read today, 1.17.10, at 5:10pm PST.)
ILid
The world's simplest digital lid.
Google's I'm Feeling Lucky Countdown Updated
Go back to Google and click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button with the search box empty. Yay!
Sam's Favorite Buzz of 2010
Well, it's a work in progress.
Lynne's Favorite Things of 2009!
Because I have an opinion, guy.
Buzzfeed Demands Turtles
I am responsible for only one of these posts, I swear.
Tiger Logo Revision 2 - Slow Jam
slowin' it down for the ladies ;}
BuzzFeed Holiday Party Highlights
The internet is a magical place, where friends are made, buzz is fed, and strangers can watch your office holiday party. And take screen shots. And post them for all to see. If you missed the Buzzfeed holiday extravaganza, fear not, my friends. Your friendly neighborhood internet stalker has it summed up for you right here. Happy December!
Not Evil, Just Misunderstood
Poor, sad, I Hate Turtles! His unrequited love makes him say such silly things. Pity him, but don't judge him.
Lonely Beardy Men Fighting For Survival
When you're fighting against the rest of the world, you need to be beardy.
Mister the Rabbit Cleans His Litter Box
@rebexica's super cute rabbit, Mister, doesn't like it when you put stuff in his litter box. Seriously, don't.
"I Will Make You" (Sex With Me)
Joshua Danger and Hoptocopter Films present "I Will Make You" (Sex With Me) starring Joshua Danger (as himself) and Carrington Schaeffer (as Tammie Lotionson). It's a Dangerous world out there.
Pac-Man Mutant Hugs Narwhal Thing
I'm only posting this because if it goes front page the tag words are going to be fascinating.
Um, That's A Penis On My Yearbook
This is my yearbook from 2001. It's a penis. My friend totally got away with it and it's still funny now. AMAZING.
How Old Are You Buzzfeed?
Buzzfeed as of December 2, 2006. You really have grown.
SERIOUS Backstreet Boys Fans
At this time there is an EPIC battle going on in the comments section of this Backstreet Boys video on YouTube. Just don't ask me what they are actually arguing about, or how I found it. ...Please don't ask me how I found it.
The Reason to Put a Lock on Your Liquor Cabinet
It's bad news when snapping turtles get into the Jack.
Taco Bell: Every Single Menu Item Reviewed.
This was surprising for a number of reasons: 1) People still use Angelfire--it was updated very recently. 2) I have come to the point in my life where I am googling queries as to what I should order at Taco Bell. Anyway, this should be gifted to the Smithsonian.
What You Do w/ Your Cats When You Should Be at Work
Well. I don't think Scott Lamb went far enough... Hmm, it is almost no-shave November...
The Bear, The Cloud, And God
An animated cartoon that teaches you valuable lessons about a bear, a cloud, and god.
Can They Be Shitty Friends and Yet Awesome People?
Short Answer: Yes. [via The Uniblog]
Google is More Outdoors-ey Than I Thought.
I wanted to use the mileage from NY to Sydney in an essay I'm writing, so I typed "New York, NY to Sydney, Australia" into Google Maps. It gave me directions to the west coast via conventional methods (roads). Then it told me to navigate the entirety of the Pacific Ocean by kayaking. Thank you, Google Maps.
Hadouken and Shoryuken.
Easily explained.
Obama Butt Love >
I personally have not seen it but it must be good !! As evidenced > (note the lady who needs the 2 shots at once and also the man who forgot his camera but is making up for it with a good perve)
Scary Babies Trailer
Babies can be scary too. Just watch this trailer. Would you want to see this movie?
Turtle Controls the Panopticon
From http://www.twitter.com/turtlefeed: Magic the Gathering and Foucault lovers beware. This turtle wants you to know that he's watching you from atop the Panopticon. Too bad that he's cute even when he's laughing maniacally.
Hey There Delilah Vs. Aunt Jemima
Sometimes a YouTube parody hit can be a major boon to an Old World, flour-and-water brand name. In this case, it turns into a sexed-up, slightly racist mess, combining young white men, Aunt Jemima, and the Plain White Tee's hit "Delilah"
Internet Stars Remixed to Sing Weezer's Pork and Beans
I made this remix to show what the Pork and Beans music video would've looked like if Weezer let me pick who went in it. It's a tribute to about 10 years of Internet celebrities, memes, artists and communities.
The Consultation
Fat babies need all the help they can get
Matthew McConaughey Has Balance Problems
For real.
Jack Shepherd, Age 8.
I don't even care if this is photo shopped, this is still the single most glorious thing I think I have ever seen on the internet, ever.
Obama Speech Outburst - Musical Version
Those rowdy Congresspeople are really getting out of control...
Scarface Cat
Say hello to my furry friend, cats on the internet hater!
Not On My Watch: 10 Songs to Protest 'A Day Without Cats On the Internet'
A quick video playlist to protest this most egregious of publicity stunts featuring Shellac, Pantera, Rufus Thomas, Kitty Wells and more...
Ocean Habitat
Helping my kid bro on his homework. This is A grade material.
My Trek to See Buzzfeeds Peggy Wang!
I found out Buzzfeed's Peggy Wang and her band The Pain of Being Pure at Heart would be at a house party in the Silverlake district of L.A. - So I decided to leave the confines of the suburbs, and go meet Peggy. . I met Peggy and what a sweetheart! As I was leaving I saw a couple police cars making their way towards the house, and only Peggy can tell the end of this story! Perhaps next time Peggy's in town, I can take her to an Adult Video Shoot!
An EW Button!!
Dear BuzzFeed, We asked, and you answered. Its like my birthday, Halloween and Chrismakkah all in one -- you gave us an ew button. And now I'm going to use it on every post, just because I can. Love, rainbows and robots, Your biggest SF fan (after Veronica)
Viva La Vida is Every Song
[Editor's Note: Now everything sounds like Coldplay. This should save you a lot of money on iTunes - all you need is to buy the Viva La Vida single, then imagine whatever song you want to hear while it's playing.]
Rubberduckzilla
Just the sort of ad you would expect on Japanese TV, expect it's not on Japanese TV.
Dress Like This (now with links!)
The original post said to dress like Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, but nobody gave details on what exactly they wore.
OMG INTERNET FAMOUS!!!
Thanks to Peggy Wang for getting us into the Pains of Being Pure at Heart show! Awesome set!
Peggy Wang, Are Tickets Still On Sale?!
...For your Toronto show. It's pouring outside and I don't have an umbrella. :(
Songs Reimagined As Alert Boxes
Because alert boxes can be creative too. Something I was playing with a few months ago - for example here's Modern Love and The end of the world as we know it. Making your own is super-easy - All you need is Firefox and the free Pencil Prototype Plugin and your imagination!
The Longest Way
From November 2007 to November 2008, this guy walked a total of 4646km through China.
Galvatron - The Musical
Possibly the best song about Galvatron shots you've ever heard. Also possibly the first you've heard about Galvatron shots, period. I bet Lumpee Lee's friends aren't pleased he called them all out by name.
Psyko
I knew he would leave me.
Pirate Economics
For the random conversation contest: a brief diversion into pirate economics.
Night of Tsukasa
Your mind may explode.
Have You Ever Wanted Superpowers?
Funny short film about a guy who thinks he has superpowers.
Mr. T Ate My Balls
Since Buzzfeed is turning into the internet's premier "Stuff you've already seen" portal, here's something else that you've already seen. All Your Old Links Are Belong To Us.
Snowman Army
Does it get any more awesome than this? [Editor's Note: Do not anger this vicious mob of snow people unless you have a warm place to hide.]
Billy Mays Goes Gangsta (Remixes)
Even everybody's favorite Infomercial hound isn't immune to the wild world of YouTube remixes. "Just pee in a closet with confidence!" (More on Urlesque)
Cat in a Hat
This cat is wearing a little hat to keep its adorable little ears warm. (Or possibly to hide hideously disfigured ears.)
Obama Victory Memes Flood the Web
Obama images, gifs, videos, and memes have been circulating the webopolis for months now, but a new flood of images relating to Obama's landslide victory have been thrown on the web in the past 24 hours. Post your fav's below.
Free Election Day Stuff
Free donuts, ice cream, and vibrators on Election Day--all for a simple act of civic duty.
