My friend Sean and I compiled a list to show you what you will miss if (and when) the world ends on December 22, 2012. Of course this list doesn't include the things you are already not experiencing, because you are at home/work. Reading this. Geez, get a life.
And the text reads: I was hoping that after all the glances, the assertive body language, and all the dirty things that had been said about you, that you would come back to my place, and really give me a good ravaging. Instead, I passed out at midnight, tired of waiting for you to make your move. You even left the lights on...all night! Better luck in NYC, Irene.