He’s double jointed!!! View Image ›
He’s double jointed!!! View Image ›
At the FINA World Championships in Rome, swimmer Ricky Behrens’s suit split at the last minute, and he was forced to compete with his tushy in full view. He came in fourth, which - in the end - actually helped push the American team into the finals, so you might say he covered America’s ass with his very own. That’s taking one for the team. View Image ›
Michael Phelps handily won both of his events at the United States Swimming National Championships on Wednesday, despite his use of the devil’s weed. I wonder if Subway is regretting hastily firing their former spokesperson. View Image ›
Michael Phelp’s medal-worthy new facial hair debuts in the pool. View Image ›
The anti-Kellogg’s movement continues to build momentum. Now it’s time to attack founder John Harvey Kellogg for being a total lunatic who advocated some truly horrific “treatments” for excessive sexual excitement.
Did Kellogg’s take it one corporate step too far by dropping America’s Dolphin Michael Phelps from their endorsement line-up? Some people think so, and given Kellogg’s penchant for fueling our kids with their sugar-coated breakfast products, you’ve got to wonder who the true villain really is… Read More ›
Michael Phelps has become the new poster boy for marijuana legalization. Certainly more interesting than being the poster boy for…trying hard, or having really long arms, or whatever he was before.
Phelpsie! You’re not alone! And some of your fellow marijuana enthusiasts might surprise you. Dionne Warwick? Huh?
Did you think that bong Michael Phelps was using looked a tad special? Apparently it’s like the Mercedes Benz of bongs. Roor bongs are the thing to get if you’re in the know, have the cash, and smoke a lot of weed. They tend to look like something you stole from the chemistry lab, which I guess is kind of the point. Read More ›
An argument against a 23-year-old guy having to apologize for smoking pot. “Seeing him with his hat on backwards taking a hit made me feel like I could relate to the guy more.”
Is that Michael Phelps in South Carolina doing bong hits? New of the World sure thinks so. View Image ›
America’s favorite Olympian just lost a few endorsement deals. Said a witness: “He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.” View Image ›
McSweeney’s examines the natural disappointment of a father who discovers his son plays Oregon Trail like a total wuss. “How many spare wagon wheels do you think Michael Phelps takes with him?” Words to live by.
After eight years of war, torture, and lies, you know what we’re going to miss most about the Bush administration? The annual Christmas video about Barney the Dog! This Olympic-themed final installment is especially cute, if only because Barney wears goggles! GO AMERICA!
Guess who wins? Watch Video ›
American Hero Michael Phelps has a serious girlfriend—a Vegas cocktail waitress known as “Caz.” They are so committed that Michael brought her home for Thanksgiving after only two months together, a development Debbie must have been thrilled about. Win 8 gold medals, date a stripper: an American dream we can all be thankful for. Update: Caroline would like you all to know that these photos are NOT topless. “They are just implied.” Read More ›
Kobe, ARod, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps rock out Risky Business-style in an ad for the new Guitar Hero. Kobe steals the show, per usual. Watch Video ›
Michael Phelps will be joining the cast of Greys Anatomy this season as Dr. McSwimmey. Check out a clip from the upcoming season. Watch Video ›
Phelps got a big advance for an “inspirational memoir” to be published by Simon & Schuster. “Built to Succeed” is supposed to be out in time for the holidays. Will we still care about the Olympics by then? Read More ›
Michael Phelps was spotted in Beijing making out with Australian swimming sensation Stephanie Rice. While Phelps is bringing home the golds for the US, he’s going down under with the 20-year old brunette. But Phelps apparently keeps a girl in every port, as evidenced by the pictures of his Vegas girlfriend Caroline Pal. Read More ›
The gold medalist has delivered NBC with some huge ratings, but he’s yet to trump The Golden Girls, which continues to hold the record for Saturday night numbers. People might like watching Michael Phelps in a Speedo, but nothing beats Bea Arthur in a mauve pleather pantsuit. There’s just no contest. Read More ›
Her son Michael wasn’t the only star in the family at the Olympics. After getting more camera time than most athletes at the Games, she’s been named a style icon — her Chico’s outfits have led to a surge of popularity for the brand, and she’s already got her own line with them (plus an agent and other deals with Johnson’s Baby and the the ADHD Foundation). Read More ›
After 8 golds, the internet begins wondering: Is Michael Phelps a douchebag? All he does is eat, sleep, and swim, but he still leaves just a little bit of time to be a douche. Read More ›
The cover of Sports Illustrated features Michael Phelps displaying his 8 gold medals. He is posing like the classic Mark Spitz photo but makes up for the lack of a sexy mustache with one additional gold. View Image ›
Did Michael Phelps actually lose the 100M butterfly final? Or did he deserve his (briefly contested) seventh gold medal in the 2008 Olympics? An anonymous writer at 001ofasecond.com claims Phelps benefited from an Olympic conspiracy because the event’s official timekeeper, Omega, is a Phelps sponsor. The theory is written in delightfully broken English and peppered with ad hominem attacks. Read More ›
What’s Phelps listening to? You’ve seen him standing poolside with the white earbuds in, and you’ve surely thought, “Hm, I wonder what he’s listening to.” Hit the link below for a rare glimpse. Read More ›
With 11 gold medals and counting, that seems to be the word on the street. All over the web and TV, people are touting Michael as the best Olympic athlete ever. With more golds then anyone in history, that seems to be a fair argument (apologies to Lewis, Spitz, and Owens), but now people are saying that he may be the greatest athlete of all time. That one requires a little more debate (and this is from someone who grew up in Baltimore). Jordan, Woods, Brown, Ali, Owens… Go Michael… make it 8 for 8, all in WR fashion! Read More ›