“No one collects DVDs anymore Ben!”
“Now you can sleep with whoever you want!”
Stop confusing us! We don’t even look alike!
It could happen to anyone.
“It’s Me Or The Mustache!”
“Fake it till ya make it!”
“What do you mean… Forever?”
Now come here and give your husband a kiss!
Hope you guys like this video! (Do you like it? It’s not a big deal if you don’t. Whatever.)
“So you were faking it the entire time?”
Sometimes you just need to psych yourself up.
Sometimes you just need a friend to nudge you along.
“What did you think was gonna happen here, some sort of three-way situation?”
“I’m objectively not a negative 1”