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“So you were faking it the entire time?”
Sometimes you just need to psych yourself up.
Sometimes you just need a friend to nudge you along.
“What did you think was gonna happen here, some sort of three-way situation?”
“I’m objectively not a negative 1”
“Oh, sure, you left your earring in my apartment ‘by accident.’”
Don’t worry, it wasn’t that great.
What makes you feel safe?
Just bob your head to the music and smile. You got this.
Dick pics aren’t for everybody.
It’s okay to not be okay.
No, we can’t cheat. We’re not doing this just for fun.
Nothing says “superhero” like a great pair of shoes.
The apocalypse is nigh. Grab a razor.