Take away the computer, take away the stalking machine.
Sorry, just debating whether to use my powers for good or evil.
Eggs, bread, and milk LOL.
Sext me a pic of your Oreo O’s.
Save money. Laugh harder.
Cedar Point > Disney World
Chart a course for Storybrooke.
A young mermaid fails to honor a contract.
Now walk for months and months until you get to Mordor.
Relive that soothing, weirdly comforting magic.
Take note, other boyfriends.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side,” Sherlock Holmes said to Tumblr.
“I need my mommy and, dammit, I don’t care who knows it!”
Merry Christmas, dads everywhere.
♫ All I want for Christmas is food ♫