Consider yourself lucky if you made it to the bathroom.
Because no child wants to grow up with tyrannical a parent.
Note: Please do not actually hook up with your friend’s dad.
Where do dreams go to die? A call center.
A treasure trove of the deep Mariah album cuts that have been hiding in plain sight.
Bought this ring about a week agoooooo!
“No, I don’t only see black and white!”
No direct comment on divorce reports. “For the record I never have, nor will I make a statement regarding my marriage.”
ARE YOU READY TO BE ENTERTAINED?
The struggle in your pockets is so real right now.
Are you destined to light up the small screen?
A dream is a wish your heart makes, but where will you and your prince charming honeymoon?
Remember, you’re not alone and you deserve to be here.
“Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!” —Professor McGonagall
No, sir, that coupon does not mean you get three free meals.
Move aside, Old Economy Steve, there’s a new meme in town.
I hope you brought a fan because it’s about to get steamy.
All hail the Queen of Shade.