Come on let’s have some fun!!!!!!
“My K-Cups are fully stocked.”
One time we grew into adults, and it sucked.
Let’s be honest, you just have sweet “teeth.”
The bags under my eyes are Prada.
Good luck, and DON’T f**k it up.
Meet at Olive Garden at 6:10?
Damn straight I chose to be gay!
“Is that a Hershey’s Kiss with eyes?”
Roller coaster trollers FTW.
Because they all lead to happiness.
“My favorite color is October.”
How long did we sign the lease for?
How do I block couples from Facebook?
At least you’re not alone.
Harry Potter and Never Being Able to Move On.