Well, besides the free alcohol.
All photos were taken on my shitty iPhone 5c camera.
“I can’t go to school, Mom. Like if you could take my pulse right now, it would feel just like a sledgehammer.”
I’m so lucky, I felt like a star.
Feels like she’s been locked up tight for a century.
They always know how to bring out the wicked stepmother in you.
It’s like a competition of you against this quiz.
There are two types of peen in the world.
“I think that was a Viagra commercial?”
The Batcave isn’t an exit only.
Are you the father of Maury knowledge?