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    Updated on Mar 17, 2019. Posted on Mar 17, 2017

    32 Faces You'll Recognize If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis

    Deep in your Hundred Acre Wood...

    1. Tonight's the night: You're getting it stuck up the ass.

    2. So you finish eating your ice cubes and he starts lubing up...

    3. ...and you know what to do next: assume the position.

    4. You agreed to take it slow, so he eases his way in...

    5. And you know what? It actually feels really good!!!

    6. Like...REALLY GOOD! Like, you're smelling those flowers, YA BOTTOM QUEEN!!!

    7. So now you're all like, "OMMMMMG! I can't wait to tell my friends how well I handled that thicc ol' dick up my ass..."

    8. Then you feel something slip out...

    9. ...only to realize THAT WAS JUST HIS MOTHA FUCKIN' POINTER FINGER UP YO ASS AND NOW HE'S REALLY IN.

    10. So now his Piglet is reaching WAY UP in your Hundred Acre Wood...

    11. ...and it feels like you're Eeyore getting his tail nailed back on his ass.

    12. So you make a mental note to NEVER do this again!

    13. Until...

    14. ...COULD IT BE?!

    15. IS THAT DICK CHRISTOPHER ROCKIN' YO' WORLD??!!??

    16. YES! YOU'RE LOVNG THAT DICK UP IN YO' ASS NOW! YOU FLIP-FLOPPIN' ANAL PRO!!!!!

    17. You got this! And you're actually enjoying it now...

    18. ...until his dick really starts exploring that honey pot of yours...

    19. ...IS HIS DICK ABOUT TO SLIDE UP AND OUTTA YOUR THROAT?! YOU THINK SO!!!

    20. But then your Poohty hole starts liking those deep g-forces — it's fun again! YAY!!!

    21. Until it hurts again.

    22. UNTIL IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN!!!

    23. You fasten your grip because you know he's gonna spill that honey soon if you keep this up...

    24. It's 'bout to happen...

    25. ...YOU'RE BOTH YELLING....

    26. ...IT'S HAPPENING...

    27. ...you think?

    28. K, maybe it's not happening.

    29. NOPE, IT'S HAPPENING!!!

    30. It happened.

    31. *Throws away the evidence*

    32. The end.