Note: Only IRL bulges (bulges that are found in the wild) were taken into consideration. Bulges found in professional photo shoots, movies, and television shows were not included in this list due to the possible tampering of the original bulge.
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1. Mark Wahlberg's Funky Bunch.

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Tmcs / The Media Circuit/AKM-GSI
2. Scott Disick's Disdick.

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Denise Truscello / WireImage
3. Tyson Beckford's workout buddy.

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Snapchat: VoltronKing
4. Russell Tovey's ~looking~ member.

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5. The Game's game.

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6. Ryan Phillippe's runner.

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Terma / Terma/SL/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
7. Lil' Fizz's not-so-Lil' Fizz.

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8. Matt Bomers bomb.

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Chaos / Chaos/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
9. Adrian Grenier's one-man entourage.

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Vem / VEM/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
10. Nyle DiMarco's polo.

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11. Zac Efron's downstairs neighbor.

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Michael G / Michael G/Patriot Pics/FAMEFLYNET
12. Adam DeVine's zip-a-dee-doo-dah.

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13. Adam AND Zac's little wrestlers.

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14. Keith Carlos's top model.

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15. Louis Tomlinson's 1D.

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Fameflynetuk / FameFlynetUK/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
16. Olivier Martinez's second baguette.

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Bruce / Bruce/Terma/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
17. Cash Out's $$$.

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18. Dan Osborne's expandable.

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19. LaRon Landry's football.

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20. Mario Lopez's Slayter.

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Mike / Mike/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
21. Usher's XL Raymond.

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22. John Boyega's lightsaber.

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Chung Sung-jun / Getty Images
23. Cristiano Ronaldo's MVP.

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24. Shemar Moore's criminal.

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25. Hugh Jackman's XXX-Man.

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Scylla / Scylla/HiFly/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
26. Ryan Reynolds' (Dead)pool stick.

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27. Grant Gustin's Grodd.

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28. Andy Cohen's real house knife.

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29. Drake's hotline.

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30. Justin Bieber's original Belieber.

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Splash News
31. And Prince Harry's royal throne.

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