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What beats the high of climaxing? Nothing...to you at least. You've probably had sex in the most wild of places with the most wild of lovers because you're in it for the heart-racing thrills. But don't get me wrong, this doesn't make you slutty! If anything, it makes you extremely picky when it comes to sexual encounters. More than anyone else, thrill seekers won't waste their goods on a sexual partner if they know they won't live up to the standards of their previous bedroom adventures.

You have sex to chase the thrills.

You know there's no better feeling than the connection from sharing yourself with another person. Though you've had your one-night stands here and there, you prefer to make love with someone who you've already hit it off with in nonsexual ways. Essentially, you like to have sex to bond yourself further with someone you find special — there's nothing more beautiful than that!

You have sex for the connection.

More than anyone else, you find yourself stressed over your career path, social life, and other earthly things beyond your control. Whether you've realized it or not, sex allows you to relieve the unfair stress you put upon yourself, no matter how long or short the skin-rubbing lasts. You feel liberated and empowered after having sex, which allows you to approach life with a fresh mind and a renewed outlook. Now, I'm not saying you have to have sex to fulfill your biggest dreams and ambitions, but it definitely doesn't hurt to get ~wet~ every once in awhile.

You have sex for the empowerment.

Before I continue, THIS ISN'T A BAD THING! You like to have sex because you LOVE getting serviced from someone else. From the ~moves~ you've learned over the years to your rocking body, you love to show off in the bedroom and you love to be recognized for it. Because you're highly self-sufficient in life, the bedroom is one of the only places you let someone else take control, and that's what you love most about it.

You have sex for the attention.

You're a creative individual in all aspects of life — sex is no different. The endless amount of possibilities in the bedroom gets your imagination going, and sometimes, there's nothing else you can think about but the different ways to intertwine your body with someone else. You're known to bring food, toys, and anything else your creative mind can conceptualize into the bedroom. To you, sex should be anything but plain ol' vanilla.

You have sex for the creative expression.

The connection? The creative expression? PSH — you have sex because IT'S SEX. I mean sure, you like the thrill, and SURE, it's cool when you share a special connection with someone...but at the end of the day, it's commonly instinctual to have, want, and crave sex. Keep on sexing, ya human.

Build Your Dream Husband Dick And We'll Tell You A Deep Truth About Your Sex Life

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