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Build Your Dream Husband Dick And We'll Tell You A Deep Truth About Your Sex Life

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Christian Zamora
Christian Zamora
BuzzFeed Staff

  1. FIRST AND "FORE"MOST, FORESKIN OR CUT?
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    FORESKIN
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    CUT

  2. HOW MANY  INCHES IS IDEAL FOR YOUR DREAM HUSBAND DICK?
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    3–4 INCHES&nbsp;<br>
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    4.1–5 INCHES<br>
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    5.1–5.5 INCHES&nbsp;<br>(AVERAGE)<br>
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    5.6–6 INCHES
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    6.1+ INCHES
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    AS LONG AS THEY CAN WRECK ME...

  3. EQUATE YOUR DREAM HUSBAND DICK-GIRTH TO ONE OF THESE ZUCCHINIS:
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    SLIM<br><br><br>
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    MEDIUM<br><br><br>
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    THICC<br><br><br>
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    HEFTY<br><br><br>

  4. STRAIGHT, CURVED, OR A BIT CROOKED?
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    STRAIGHT
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    CURVED
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    A BIT CROOKED

  5. ON A SCALE OF 1–10, HOW VEINY?
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    1–4
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    4–6
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    7–11

  6. WHICH SIZE OF BALLS WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCOMPANY YOUR DREAM HUSBAND DICK?
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    SMALL
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    MEDIUM
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    LARGE
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    X-LARGE
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    BIG GULP
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    I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE BALLS.

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