“I did not intend to get this drunk” – you, every time you drink.
Can you guess the song from just the first couple of lines?
Can you move down the carriage please?
And that’s before we even mention cheese.
To anyone who lives basically anywhere in the UK, we’re sorry.
My sarcasm sense is tingling!
“I want to be skinny, but I also want pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you feel me?”
Because having nameless balls is nuts.
Holes in your jumper sleeves = totally badass.
“Have you always had a beard?” Yep, ever since I was a baby…
So no1 told u lyf was gna b this way.
The guys on this Reddit thread have been breaking down gender norms – one eyebrow pluck at a time.
“Tommy and Sally, sitting in a tree…”
Hey babe, come back to my place? My parliament is well hung.
They’re more hung than our future parliament.