When your mouth says no, but your mind says yasss.
They would make terrible boyfriends.
Gangnam Style is so two thousand and late.
I got 9 problems but a beard ain’t one.
Five ordinary men are transformed into beautiful women through the power of makeup.
Japan wins the World Cup… of lookin’ fresh to death.
Admit it: every conversation with Mom is a huge, bold-faced lie.
Gentlemen, look fly as hell by following these simple fashion tips. Your ass, and its many admirers, will thank you for taking the time to care.
Every day is a lumpin’ struggle.
Everyone’s favorite f**king word!
“No, where are you *really* from?”
Duck embryos, chicken feet, and live octopus. Watch Americans try these amazing Asian delicacies for the first time.
Someone, somewhere, is making sweet love to a loaf of bread.
There’s a college course on Miley Cyrus. WTF?
Gen X listened to Nirvana, Gen Y grew up with the Spice Girls, and others fell somewhere in-between. Where do you belong?
The best things in life never change.
“Chivalry is dead, but we’re letting women think it’s not.”
You can’t get naked unless you put clothes on first.