Link: lifelovepursuit.com
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Eliot has been a Contributing Editor at Buzzfeed since 2007, and is currently an Editor at Urlesque.com. Additionally, he is the nerd behind My Parents Were Awesome. Eliot is a producer and comedian who appears in sketch and storytelling shows around New York. He lives in Brooklyn with his dog Atticus, who has slowly but surely turned Eliot into the requisite “crazy dog person.”
Brooklyn, New York
At yesterday's National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin read notes off her hand. A maverick move, if there ever was one, you old pitbull you!
Beloved blogger Rich at FourFour's treatise on the 80's sitcom about a robot girl proves, among other things, that the show was super gay. The show also featured Edie McClurg at her lowest point, apparently.
The Twilight star has inherited the spot modeling the underpants once made famous by Marky Mark. So far, so good. So, so good.
Link: lifelovepursuit.com
Po the Pit Viper is a heavy smoker (seriously). Besides that, he's very healthy. He doesn't even drink!
Link: metro.co.uk
Sports Buzz A set of golf balls, each of which feature one of Tiger's many ladies of night. Father's Day is but months away! Why not give him the gift of skankery without having to piss off your mom?
Remember in the early nineties, when people were supremely offended by Bart Simpson saying “Eat my shorts”? Oh, how times (and vagina tattoos) have changed.
![Homer As A Vagina [NSFW]](http://s-ec-sm.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2010/2/2/13/homer-as-a-vagina-nsfw-14144-1265133756-9.jpg)
Link: flashglamtrash.com
Sure, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, Celine Dion, Usher, and Smokey Robinson pay tribute to Michael Jackson their way, but this elderly trio stick to what they know: hats and gloves. And not a trace of pee onstage! OLD PEOPLE FTW!
TV Buzz A play-by-play demonstration of every dumbed-down news report you've ever seen, replete with the dude opening an envelope. Now we all know Jeannie Moos' secret! DAMN YOU, FUNNY BRITISH GUY!
A commercial for Mancrunch, a new gay dating website, will not be aired during the Superbowl, which would be less weird if CBS hadn't given the OK to a pro-life commercial featuring Tim Tebow. To be fair, babies are cute. Two dudes kissing? Not so much, says CBS.
If you can't fit “LUVMYUNBRNFETUS” onto your license plate in Tennessee, there's always a Plan B. Personally, I'd take an Anne Geddes-decorated plate over a “My other baby is a caterpillar” bumper sticker any day.
Link: melaniehamlett.com
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BRB…getting my LEGOs.
The Colts are sooo gay.
I smell a new Mother's Day card in the making. (Via Oatmeal )
A Polish newspaper printed an article about the Vancouver Winter Ol…
Mugging victim Julia Popova had a six inch knife plunged deep into …
Put this beanie on and you will be forced to fight wave after wave …
This dog has no idea how cute he really is!
Have two claws, will work for food.
French illustrators love women, and I love them for that. Here'…
Aside from the blatant misogyny , the commercials during the Superb…
