Link: worldofwonder.net
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Eliot has been a Contributing Editor at Buzzfeed since 2007, and is currently an Editor at Urlesque.com. Eliot is a producer and comedian who appears in sketch and storytelling shows around New York. He lives in Brooklyn with his dog Atticus, who has slowly but surely turned Eliot into the requisite “crazy dog person.”
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GaGa gets the My Little Pony treatment from artist Mari Kasurinen. This is where we resist making horseface jokes because we're not terrible.
Link: worldofwonder.net
Celebrity Buzz ONN investigates the tragic death of an innocent young girl who died way earlier than Fox News's popular “Mormon f*ckface.” Meanwhile, in real life, Beck knows he's pretty much on the brink of being assassinated.
Someone has strong opinion about the Gators, and he used a Corner Doll to air his grievances. We know nothing about sports, but we do know that corner dolls belong exclusively in retirement community condominiums, not on dudes' balls! For shame!
Link: yepyep.gibbs12.com
Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it's sad. On the bright side, they kind of look like four-legged, big-eared Gene Simmonses. So that could be a good thing?
Link: dailymail.co.uk
After a bunch of dummies in Maine (Buzzfeed superfan Joy Engel notwithstanding) voted against gay marriage yesterday, this clip from The Dana Carvey Show (featuring Carvey and Stephen Colbert) has been gaining popularity. Between lobsters, Stephen King, and that awesome scene from Maine-set In The Bedroom, we were really big fans of the state. Maine should take a trip to Iowa and cool off ):
The ultimate baa-ckseat driver. (Sorry, so stoopid.) [Disclaimer: this is my site, and I don't mean to be a shameless self-promoter, I just think the picture is amazing.]
So I guess there was a parade? Of transvestites? …In Africa or something? (Good for them!) Isn't it nice to know that visible thongs defy gender and continent? What a wonderful world.
Link: djmick.co.uk
http://fourfour.typepad.com/files/shakira.mp3
Rich at FourFour mashed up a bunch of songs by crazy, hot weirdo Shakira that exclusively features her ornamental yodels, gargles, and yelps. Seriously, take us to your planet, you gorgeous, gorgeous cuckoobird.
A single-serving blog featuring gifs of just three frames from a film. Word of advice to the creators: you might also want to buy seizureparty.com, too. Or at least put up a disclaimer.
James Gandolfini celebrated Halloween like any indifferent dad, ripping eyes into a cheap Homer Simpson mask and wearing it for about ten minutes. As long as he didn't see any Paulie Walnuts (thx, Tyler) costumes, this was probably his best Halloween ever.
Link: dlisted.com