Eliot Glazer

Buzzfeed

Eliot has been a Contributing Editor at Buzzfeed since 2007, and is currently an Editor at Urlesque.com. Additionally, he is the nerd behind My Parents Were Awesome. Eliot is a producer and comedian who appears in sketch and storytelling shows around New York. He lives in Brooklyn with his dog Atticus, who has slowly but surely turned Eliot into the requisite “crazy dog person.”

eliotglazer.com

Brooklyn, New York

  • Doggy Dinner For One

    Dog! Hands! Food! DOG! HANDS! FOOD!

    lol
  • Solider Drinks Cobra Blood

    In an exercise called “Cobra Gold,” U.S. soldiers basically act out their own version of Fear Factor, drinking cobra blood and eating lizards, frogs, and scorpions. If the rules of Don't Ask, Don't Tell apply to participating in Cobra Gold, then consider us WAY GAY.

    Solider Drinks Cobra Blood

    Link: dailymail.co.uk

  • Sarah Palin Reads Notes Off Her Hands

    At yesterday's National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin read notes off her hand. A maverick move, if there ever was one, you old pitbull you!

  • Small Wonder Was SO GAY

    Beloved blogger Rich at FourFour's treatise on the 80's sitcom about a robot girl proves, among other things, that the show was super gay. The show also featured Edie McClurg at her lowest point, apparently.

  • Kellan Lutz For Calvin Klein

    The Twilight star has inherited the spot modeling the underpants once made famous by Marky Mark. So far, so good. So, so good.

    Kellan Lutz For Calvin Klein

    Link: lifelovepursuit.com

  • Smoking Snake

    Po the Pit Viper is a heavy smoker (seriously). Besides that, he's very healthy. He doesn't even drink!

    Smoking Snake

    Link: metro.co.uk

  • Tiger Woods Mistress Golf Balls

    Sports Buzz A set of golf balls, each of which feature one of Tiger's many ladies of night. Father's Day is but months away! Why not give him the gift of skankery without having to piss off your mom?

  • Homer As A Vagina [NSFW]

    Remember in the early nineties, when people were supremely offended by Bart Simpson saying “Eat my shorts”? Oh, how times (and vagina tattoos) have changed.

    Homer As A Vagina [NSFW]

    Link: flashglamtrash.com

  • Old People Do “Billie Jean”

    Sure, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, Celine Dion, Usher, and Smokey Robinson pay tribute to Michael Jackson their way, but this elderly trio stick to what they know: hats and gloves. And not a trace of pee onstage! OLD PEOPLE FTW!

  • Every TV News Report

    TV Buzz A play-by-play demonstration of every dumbed-down news report you've ever seen, replete with the dude opening an envelope. Now we all know Jeannie Moos' secret! DAMN YOU, FUNNY BRITISH GUY!


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