Eliot Glazer

Buzzfeed

Eliot has been a Contributing Editor at Buzzfeed since 2007, and is currently an Editor at Urlesque.com. Additionally, he is the nerd behind My Parents Were Awesome. Eliot is a producer and comedian who appears in sketch and storytelling shows around New York. He lives in Brooklyn with his dog Atticus, who has slowly but surely turned Eliot into the requisite “crazy dog person.”

eliotglazer.com

Brooklyn, New York

  • Link: That’s What Bea Said

    Finally, a one-stop shop for Dorothy Zbornak's best zingers! Personal fave, said from Dorothy to Sophia: “You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much.”

  • Lady Gaga Is Exhausted

    With all due respect, Gaga seems pretty exhausted at this performance in New Zealand, where she spent the majority of the performance seated or (yikes) on her back. Although if we'd exerted as much energy as she apparently did making the “Telephone” video, we'd probably be dead. Get well, Gaga!

  • Taylor Lautner Was Always Ripped (Ew)

    If it weren't weird enough that, at eighteen, Lautner is being touted as the hottest barely-legal hearthrob since Zac Efron, this vintage pic of the young werewolf is even more unsettling. …Unless, of course, you considered Spy Kids a sexy thriller. Then you're probs totally cool with this pic.

    Taylor Lautner Was Always Ripped (Ew)

    Link: bestweekever.tv

  • The Weirdest Picture of Cher Ever

    Trannsexual Ice Queen, meet adoring fan. Internet, this one's for you.

    The Weirdest Picture of Cher Ever
  • Link: Get Published!

    When not “feeding the buzz,” I'm usually managing My Parents Were Awesome, which is now becoming a book (I know, *groan*). Good news is, I'm looking for contributors, meaning you could get published! Act fast, though — the deadline for submitting is fast approaching!

  • World’s Largest Ice Maze

    …can now be found in Buffalo, New York (after breaking the record previously held by Toronto). The attraction is part of the Buffalo Powder Keg Winter Festival, which also features snow shoveling contests. Father Winter sure can be cruel.

    World's Largest Ice Maze

    Link: wivb.com

  • How Jay Leno Got His Audience Back

    Leno's back, and he's brought an audience with him, kicking and screaming. Team Coco 4EVR. Moment of silence, guys.

  • Diane Keaton’s Guide To Fashion

    Style Buzz With the Oscars quickly approaching, we felt it was an appropriate time to walk you through the original Annie Hall's rules to looking your best for the red carpet.

    • Always follow the three C's: Channel Charlie Chaplin

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  • Kelly Bensimon’s Nip Slip [NSFW]

    Don't adjust your monitor — that's not Lou Ferrigno, it's Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon showing off …whatever it is she wants to show off, with a side of areola. And you thought Lady Gaga was a “fame monster.”

    Kelly Bensimon's Nip Slip [NSFW]

    Link: djmick.co.uk

  • Bloody Johnny Weir

    Olympian Johnny Weir goes gaga, pulling a Tonya Harding for Vanity Fair in these bloody outtakes.

    Bloody Johnny Weir

    Link: vanityfair.com


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