Steve Novick

    Don't vote Oregonian Steve Novick into the U.S. Senate just because you agree with his political standpoints. Vote for him because he has a hook for a hand!

    Eliot Glazer
    by Eliot Glazer

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    And he's 4'9". So if you want to send a pirate-leprechaun hybrid to Washington (and you're not a Kucinich fan), Novick's your man.