Always follow the three C’s: Channel Charlie Chaplin
When showing thigh, replace all traces of femininity with “leprechaun-ity”
It’s called “giving it the ol’ Annie Hall”
If you’re going to go casual, keep it Jewwy
Repeat: “Leather on leather never looked better”
Dress like the award you want to win (and make sure your date wears a ski cap for good luck)
When dressing for an angel’s funeral, always carry sunglasses
Whatever Celine Dion says, do the opposite of that
- The 36 victims in the Oakland warehouse fire were trapped with "no way out" in America's deadliest blaze in over a decade.
- UK intelligence chief says he's worried by rival countries' attempts to undermine democracy through propaganda, cyberattacks.
- Dozens of employees and patients say the US's biggest psychiatric chain locks up people for insurance money.
- This dad had the most adorable freak out to his family when he met his first alpaca 😂
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