“It feels like someone put some string in my butt.”
“We’re off to a bad start!”
“Well, maybe you should have come to the draft instead of hanging out with Dave.”
“You’re very pretty, and I don’t know what to do about it.”
“I don’t know what I’m doing. Do you Like That?”
Eleven lives that were cut short for no good reason.
“I didn’t feel safe anywhere.”
Living with Macular Degeneration.
This is what honesty sounds like.
Remember when phones were for calling?
“Before I had any idea what sex was, I thought it was some kind of secret club that only had a couple members, including my parents and some movie stars.”
Cool down while getting turnt up.
I knew they were farting in my room.
Move over, “David after dentist.”
How often do they clean those shower curtains?
Different strokes for different folks.
A level of bliss unlike any other.
What LeBron’s really full of.
People wearing helmets get hit more?