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For the price of one Wal-Mart share, you can see some of the biggest stars in music and movies perform. Here are 11 stars who have been guests at the big box retailer’s annual shareholder meeting.
Queens Of The Stone Age isn’t quite a supergroup, but they’re something close to it.
After 24 seasons, it’d be easier to list who HASN’T been on the show. It’s still unclear whether or not Michael Jackson counts, though.
Some say it’s better to burn out than fade away. But what if these stars had stayed around just a little bit longer?
WARNING: This video will give you a serious case of NOSTALGIA. (Via reddit
Disco doesn’t suck, but some of these covers do. Behold Joni Mitchell, Chuck Berry, and Broadway classics get the disco treatment.
Just try to make it through this post without joy-crying at least once.
Some of these makeup advertisements are downright LEGENDARY.
These ladies owned the night.
He made a Donald Duck suit fashionable, for God’s sake.
Rumors were rampant that the pop starlet was leaving The X Factor for a residency in Las Vegas. But Caesars says that’s definitely not happening.
No other era gave us a better soundtrack for graduating school or getting dumped for the first time.
You’d think that some people are so famous they don’t even need websites. They think you’re wrong.
The singer who popularized the Breakfast at Tiffany’s tune died last night at age 84. Not many songs fall in the Venn diagram circle between R.E.M. and Clay Aiken.
When Mitt Romney’s campaign jet broke down in Virginia Saturday night, bored reporters passed the time by connecting an iPad to some speakers and DJing their night stranded on the tarmac. The candidate stayed in the front of the plane, but the party was in the back. Here’s the playlist!
On a recent trip to St Tropez, the singer and his partner David Furnish brought along a sexy crew that included a porn star, a model, a tennis player and an up-and-coming singer.
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, heh? NSFW-ish.
I hate the word “epic,” but seriously, this is EPIC. Damn.
It’s like they’re part of an exclusive Happy Famous Gay Dads On Vacation In Paradise Club. I’m so jealous.
This should happen every time a player gets suspended.
Least peppy pep rally ever. Students and staff at Dunkerton High School in Iowa thought they were getting a presentation on bullying from Christian rock band Junkyard Prophets. Instead, they got a diatribe about the homosexual evils of Elton John and Lady Gaga, plus graphic photos of dead babies. Parents were outraged and the school is seeking a refund of Junkyard Prophet’s $1,500 performance fee.
Nice leopard print, Sir Elton.
Pretty pictures of even prettier stars! The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards are history, but that doesn’t mean we’re done talking about them. From the red carpet coverage to the Madonna mayhem, from Elton John’s stank face to Meryl Streep’s “surprised” one, here are the night’s most memorable images.
Where do I even begin here? So, Madonna won a Golden Globe tonight for Best Original Song in a Motion Picture, which she accepted via an affected, narcissistic and pretentious speech that drew ire from the other nominees. She then made passive-aggressive remarks about Elton John. After that, Ricky Gervais. And then, finally, her narcissism had an encore when she presented the award for Best Foreign Film. Here’s everything you missed in the order it occurred.
Forbes released its list of the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities, and Lady Gaga has dethroned Oprah. With great power ranking comes great responsibility, Gaga. Here’s the rest of the top ten from the list. Their methodology takes into account yearly earnings (provided here), media coverage, net worth, city-states conquered, harem size, inseam measurement, etc. Full list at Forbes.
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Perhaps the only way to make this thing tolerable. God save the Queen and your liver if you adhere strictly to these rules. But no, congratulations William and Kate. Many happy returns, and may you get as pissed as anyone who plays this game. That’s what the Brits say, isn’t it? “Pissed”? “Bangers and mash”? “Metric system”?
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Christina Aguilera blowing the lyrics to “The National Anthem” hath wrought a new meme. There’s a template at the bottom, so get to mutilating those songs and posting them in the comments!
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For those who might be confused about the bird costume Cee Lo Green wore to the 2011 Grammy Awards, here’s the source of his inspiration. Sir Elton John and the Muppets singing Crocodile Rock. Who wore it better?
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