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    Here's What Happened On Elton John And Neil Patrick Harris' Big Gay Family Vacation

    I need a National Lampoon's movie stat.

    Once upon a time (this week), two incredibly wealthy homosexual families (David Burka + Neil Patrick Harris and Elton John + David Furnish), spent a weekend together in a faraway land (Saint Tropez) because they are both rich and have children.

    For some reason, Elton John brought a knife.

    Things were off to a great start!

    They bought bulk candy (rich people thing).

    So much (expensive) bulk candy!

    "It's fun being rich!"

    The families went boating together. Everyone was happy.

    Then Elton John almost fell into the water and ruined the day.

    The end.