"Couldn't give a rat's arse" — an ancient Australian proverb.
Steve Buscemi Did A Shoey To Honour Australia's Firefighters And Called On ScoMo To Give Them A Pay Rise
"You can at least give them an 11% pay raise like you do your government ministers."
"Magpies are not just intelligent and fierce protectors of their nests, but they have good taste in music."
A special gold star to whoever's internet can actually load this entire list.
I just want to try Vegemite...at least once!
¿Are you (chicken)salty or a hot tamal?
"What's up, you beautiful dumb bitches? Welcome to the Delta Goodrem Mecca Maxima Omega 3 sorority house."
Australian Nurses Are Sharing The Grim Reality Of The COVID-19 Situation In Hospitals And It's Heartbreaking
"I know I’ll catch it [COVID-19] eventually, but the part that stresses me out is the looming sense of doom that the system won’t be able to handle much more."
From fried Camembert Bites to a Bulgogi Burger, here's everything you need to try.
Don't worry, we're going to get to the bottom of this fairy bread thing.
Forget following your heart, follow your tastebuds. 😛
The Real Facebook Oversight Board wants content moderation, and it wants it now. What happens when journalists are targeted?
RIP to KFC Krushers — especially the Golden Gaytime flavour.
As a local Canberra gal living and breathing that good life in the nation's capital for nearly 30 years, I've got the answers to all your questions.
Australians Have Labelled Scott Morrison's Actions As A "Slap In The Face" After It Was Revealed That He Flew To Sydney To Visit Family
"The leader of my fucking country, yet again, fucks off on holiday while Australia suffers, leaderless, and lies about it. Shit-eating cunt."
Responsible GNI activities = Emma.
This Aussie Uncovered Hundreds Of Airplanes Parked In The Desert And It's A Scene Straight Out Of An Apocalyptic Film
Did you ever wonder where the airplanes of the world ended up during the pandemic?
Americans Are Sharing Their Own Terrifying Wildlife Stories In Comparison To Australia And Honestly, Points Were Made
"I'm always glad I can go for walks in the woods without running into a fucking bear."
Anyone here love cheesy garlic pizza or fried chicken? Everyone?! Cool, cool, cool.
People Are Getting Emotional After Seeing Rob Irwin's TikTok Videos And Realising How Much He Resembles His Father
Like father, like son — here's to the birth of a new Crocodile Hunter.
Australians And New Zealanders Are Sharing Their Cultural Differences On Reddit And The Responses Are Super Insightful
Wait, you can buy beer at grocery stores in NZ?!
Do you reckon any other country's media outlets call people "deadset dickheads"?
"When I turned 18, I took an 11-month solo trip around the world — and this was by far my favorite place."
I've never wanted anything more than to be squeezed into a smelly, overcrowded, economy cabin for 18+ hours.
Move over banana bread, there's a new lockdown baking project in town.
The ice cream tastes EXACTLY like the leftover milk after eating a bowl of Froot Loops.
Like you needed an excuse to do another Kmart order.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
How bloody good is that?!
You're terrible, Muriel.
Technically these are safe-for-work but they kinda shouldn't be.
Why am I craving apricot chicken?
The series picks up six years on from when we last saw the Rafter family!
"Excited for Gladys to announce our little treat. Even though we have food at home."
If it ain't Bonsoy, it ain't worth stopping.
[Extreme Kath Day-Knight voice]: It's noice, it's different, it's unusual.
Who else is never going outside again? Just me? Ok.
The Egyptology one slapped.
"Apparently, my time working there affected me worse than I thought, because I had a major anxiety attack and am now going back to therapy."
Why did the teachers at school camp make the Milo SO watery???
Cue someone from a regional town: "Why don't you just move to the CoUnTrY!?"
Do you wish you came from the land down under?
Aussies Are Sharing Which Australian Foods Are Superior To Their American Counterparts And Points Have Been Made
Australian coffee > Starbucks.
"Working in customer service during this pandemic has absolutely shattered my faith in humanity."
Somebody slather my body in Yumi's hummus, please.
The Reading Writing Hotline jingle will forever live rent-free in my brain.
Still haven't forgiven Veronica, tbh.
"The 'How did you get to work today?' question on the Census form can go fuck itself."
A moment of silence for the Pizza Hut buffet dessert station.
Australians Are Sharing Their "Divorce-Level" Arguments Over The Housework Census Question And I'm Cackling
"I dragged the mouse to the 15 hours option and was immediately met with a death stare that could have levelled Darth Vader."
If you see me lugging a trolley of these in a Coles parking lot, lol no you didn't.
What's the best bucket list trip you've ever taken?
"I'll start in Vegas and commandeer the Qantas planes if I have to."
I'm so over Zoom trivia.
Dreaming of the day we can finally do a road trip to all these spots.
Not going to lie, this quiz is tough.
Warning: Do not read this before bed.
Are you the sweetest in all the land?
"I didn't know if I was going to win, but I knew one thing for certain — that the whole of Australia was watching and that carried me on."
You're either a super fan or can't stand the stuff.
It's time to test your geography.
Australians Are Shouting Out Ian Thorpe's Olympic Swimming Commentary And The Comments Are So Wholesome
This warms my heart so much.
And the best part? Jess Fox ended up winning a bronze medal.
Aussies Will Recognise These Iconic Food Combos, But The Rest Of The World Will Be Perplexed By Them
Do we actually enjoy Weetbix and butter, or are we just masochists?
Australian Athletes Are Sharing What It's Like Behind The Scenes At The Tokyo Olympics And It's Super Fascinating
Consider this your backstage pass.
Who's the designated spider wrangler in your household?
Aussie Swimmer Kaylee McKeown Just Dropped An F-Bomb After Winning Gold And Breaking An Olympic Record
Name a better way to celebrate winning at the Olympics — I'll wait.
Titmus was pitted against US swimmer Katie Ledecky, but was the one who landed in first place.
We might not have European holidays to look forward to — but at least there's epic food collaborations.
Praying that your crush would choose you during heads down thumbs up.
Everyone Deserves A Holiday — So Pack Your Bags And We'll Match You With The Perfect Aussie Destination
BRB, currently daydreaming about cocktails on the beach in Byron.
Prepare your mouth holes for these glorious cronchy morsels.
Okay but seriously, American thrift shops are incredible.
There's A Petition Going Around To Get Nikki Webster To Perform At The 2032 Olympics And I'm Here For It
Um, this would be iconic.
Australians Are Cheering On The Matildas For Posing With The Aboriginal Flag Ahead Of Their Olympic Games Match
What a beautiful way to celebrate and show solidarity to First Nations peoples.
My friend is a total Noni, but I reckon I'm more like Monica.
Going for a shitty arvo walk so you don't lose your mind while being cooped up at home. 🤪
Holy mother of malt and caffeine.
In all seriousness, I think it's time to bring back Blockbuster and Video Ezy.
All I want is a bag of Muncheros.
Would you guys try any of these?
This song was a cultural reset.
Drop bears? Oh, those are definitely real.
Australians Are Losing Their Minds Over The Fact That Thickshakes Don't Exist Around The Rest Of The World
Apparently, it's just an Australian thing.
People Are Sharing The Most Bizarre Facts About Australia They Know And Even I, An Australian, Am Shocked
Still can't believe we named a pool after a Prime Minister who was lost in the ocean.
Just across the ditch, but low-key a world away.
How is this not already happening?!
And we're fucking furious.
I bet you haven't tried Vegemite, kangaroo meat, or Bunnings BBQ.
Are you a hot or cold Milo person?
These First Nations Women Are Opening Up About Their Experiences In Australia's Modelling Industry And It's So Insightful
"I love seeing campaigns which truly embody the idea of diversity. Not tokenism, I mean true diversity."
Reading these makes me want to give every single teacher in Australia a great big hug.