Absolutely living for this rugged, suburban-dwelling Tom Felton on the run from the law. Draco could never.
Get ready to glow like it's a summer's day with 200% humidity.
I honestly never knew the recorder could sound this good. I thought all Aussie school children were just being trolled, in the longest multi-generational prank of all time.
In case your hopes of home ownership weren't unrealistic enough.
Cheesy-stuffed crust? Your American patriotism is showing.
This Aussie fashion label — which was conceived during a 'hangover brekky' in 2020 — is now on track to turn over seven figures in revenue, just 2.5 years after launching.
Praying for a swamp crotch-free zone.
"As a Midwestern American, I've never felt colder in my life than I did in a Sydney apartment over winter."
"This bad habit is our equivalent to Americans and guns."
Only Queenslanders believe lychee crush > watermelon crush.
Absolutely living for this rugged, suburban-dwelling Tom Felton on the run from the law. Draco could never.
"As a Midwestern American, I've never felt colder in my life than I did in a Sydney apartment over winter."
Get ready to glow like it's a summer's day with 200% humidity.
If you put cream in your pasta sauce, you're 100% American.
You know it's springtime when you transition from "my nipples could cut glass" to "this under-boob sweat is out of a hand" over the course of a 10 minute walk.
This has got to be the most iconically Australian collection of pictures in existence.
"To account for zero time off, sick leave, public holidays and superannuation, casual workers should be paid TWICE what salaried employees earn. It's as simple as that."
They fucken froth the way we speak, aye?
"In just three years living in Australia, I have done more with my life than I did in my entire 27 years before it in the USA."
I still can't figure out who is the real asshole in this situation.