Here's How Barbie's Dream House Would Look Across Every Australian State

In case your hopes of home ownership weren't unrealistic enough.

After seething with jealousy over just how gorgeous Barbie's dream house across the USA looked, I grew curious about how her real estate portfolio might expand across Australia's shores.

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I mean, just look at these glorious pads in Hawaii and Connecticut. Girl's got some serious housing market CLOUT.

So, I decided to dabble in the dark arts myself (read: generate my own AI imagery) — and discover exactly how Barbie's dream home would come to life in Australia's capital cities.

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C'mon Barbie, let's go p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ depress ourselves with yet another unachievable housing dream. 

First up, Canberra/Ngambri, Australian Capital Territory

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Contemporary, eclectic, with shades of Questacon — Barbie's ACT digs are the stuff of modern housing dreams. 

Sydney/Gadigal, New South Wales

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You just know this iconic Sydney palace is somewhere in the Eastern Suburbs — and Barbie walks her toy groodle from Bondi to Coogee every morning, with a matcha latte in hand. 

Perth/Mooro, Western Australia

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This low-pitched roof, wide eaves, exposed rafters and front veranda nails Perth's Californian Bungalow style to a tee — complete with decorative timber posts and stained glass windows. Barbie's got TASTE. 

Melbourne/Naarm, Victoria

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I swear I've walked past this Federation-style beauty on Toorak's overpriced streets before — and I'd expect nothing less for Barbie's perfect Melbourne home. 

Darwin/Garramilla, Northern Territory

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I might consider braving the Darwin humidity for this tropical haven — with high ceilings, wide verandas and stunning use of louvers and outdoor living space. 100/10. 

Brisbane/Mianjin, Queensland

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Consider me immediately packing my bags to move into this classic Queensland-style gem — with it's wide verandas, ornate timber work, high ceilings and large windows. Look, the mozzies would be ever-present, but I could make it work. 

Adelaide/Tarntanyangga, South Australia

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Just tell me where to sign for the mid-century modern masterpiece! Clean lines, large windows, natural materials — I'm obsessed. 

And finally, Hobart/Nipaluna, Tasmania

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Georgian architecture? Tick. Shutters, a pitched roof and the manicured garden of my dreams? Triple tick. Barbie, move me in immediately and make me feel like a kept woman. 

Which Aussie home would you move into with Barbie? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!