Next time you tweet say what you’re really thinking.
“In the green-certified room there was a smart phone…”
Your birth plan is just the first thing that won’t go as expected.
“Oh, ‘duck’! You were saying ‘duck’!”
Find out how much you’ll be able brag in line at the market.
He would know. He has the mug to prove it!
Your kids know just how unwell you are.
Have you seen “The Business Baby” yet?
Make sure your visit to The Happiest Place On Earth is a great one.
These “parents” will make you feel like a freaking Huxtable.
Out of the mouth of babes comes some pretty crazy stuff.
You should probably take this before the next time you get busy.
Don’t make me turn this company around!
“Mom, can Tommy come over?” Oh god. Tommy.
You think you know, but you have no idea.
It’s an exciting, terrifying and bewildering time.
Live life with no filter.
Antibacterial soaps are actually bad for us. Apple juice may be chock full of arsenic. And talcum powder? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Dreams bite the dust as the clock ticks. What the hell happened?
It’s all so easy before you have one.
Kordale and Kaleb regularly post pictures of their family routine. Much cuteness. Such adorable.
And TV was the most supportive parent imaginable.
Nine months isn’t anywhere near enough time.
Are you right to be freaked out?
I’ma let you finish, but kids with involved parents have some of the best grades of all time!
My dad wears skinny jeans better than your dad.
Yes, you have officially turned into your parents.