“Your tummy looks like a bagel.”
“Don’t make eye contact, don’t make any sudden movements.” This too shall pass.
What a cute selfie with you and your baby. Who’s just been sick on you.
“Touch the COW. Do it now.”
Jenna and Dan Haley spent the last nine months making sure they got to share their lives with their unborn son Shane.
Facebook is for adorable baby photos. Whisper is for confessing that sometimes you wish your kid had never been born.
Facebook auto-tagging doesn’t work for everyone. From the Grampa and Grandmaster Flash tumblr.
It turns out elephant moms have to put up with just as much nonsense as human moms.
“You forgot to pack diapers?!”
“Of all the garbage they endlessly peddle over the Internet, a picture of my son is where they draw the line?” UPDATE: Facebook has approved the ad.
David Wilson’s daughter, Lisa, rearranged all of her wedding plans to make sure her father could see her tie the knot.
It’s like walking into a Book Fair-y tale.
There’s no filter that’ll cover up the destruction.
Growing a baby is haaaard.
Because your kids will be grown before you (and they) know it.
Because you’re not a regular mom. You’re a cool mom.
This video of gay twins coming out to their parents will warm your heart.
“I know what it’s like to be a parent — I have a dog!”
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These are way better than “dad jokes.”
“Sleep is overrated anyway.”
We’re more alike than you may realize.
What do you tell a child about the beheading of James Foley or the tragic events in Ferguson?
The old you would never believe it.
Gird your loins. Life is about to get real.
Enjoy every second! Or not.
365 seconds of pure cuteness is a lot to take in all at once. You’ve been warned.