TV Buzz “Don't say another word!” On tonight's installment of the “Jeopardy!” College Championship, host Alek Trebek interviewed Duke senior Greer Mackebee about his unusual hobby of building concrete canoes. “How do you get into that?” Trebek asked. Mackebee's response—and Trebek's reaction to it—was solid gold.
TV Buzz Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to run into one of Kristen Wiig's wacky “SNL” characters in real life? Well, I imagine it'd be like watching this clip of Brooklynite Joann Chan's appearance on Monday's “Millionaire.” Aaaaand that's all I've got. *Drops Mic* *Shakes Head* *Walks Away in Confusion* *Needs an Adult*
TV Buzz Oh, come ON, Kate! It's bad enough that you can't tell Adele apart from Amy Winehouse, but your juxtaposition of Winehouse (who is dead) with “Rolling in the Deep” (the Adele song whose title coincidentally sounds like something a dead person would be doing) on tonight's “Jeopardy!” made things all the more awkward.
TV Buzz What might an airplane pilot be holding on a long flight? If you answered “his schlong,” then congratulations, you would've done well on “Family Feud” Monday night. (via Deadspin)
TV Buzz Shit, Mike, get it together! Just so we're clear: A blow to the back of the neck is not a donkey punch — it's a *rabbit* punch. RABBIT.
Celebrity Buzz She didn't win the trip to Portugal, so it's the least NPH could do for her. Skip to 0:50 for the not-so-intimate moment.
Steve Harvey asks his contestants to “name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow.” Survey says???
Culture Buzz Nostalgiagasm incoming. Back when getting hurt was not only acceptable, but desirable. That bruised knee could be soothed by winning some radical Reeboks.
Michael went from having a twinkle in his eye to being the center of a full-on racist rant. New meme everyone! Black epic beard guy.
A contestant on a game show must identify different smells in complete darkness on a Norwegian game show. You'd probably be lucky if your ass smelled like old socks.
A Japanese game show in which a bite-sized critter needs to be transported (by mouth) through a series of curtains into a new habitat. For a lot of these animals, a Japanese man's mouth is the most efficient and safe way to be transported. So really, these men are heroes.
This dude might have given proud right-winger Pat Sajak the willies, but he was still the first male contestant on Wheel of Fortune to acknowledge the fella rooting him on in the audience not as his “friend” or “cousin,” but, in fact, his fiancé. (Aw!) The answer to the puzzle is pretty ironic, wouldn't you say? (Because the guy gives anything but mixed signals. Because he's gay. There's the joke.)