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33 Absolutely Perfect Answers Given On "Family Feud" That Remind Me Why This Show Is The Greatest

Or maybe I just have the sense of humor of five year old.

by Lauren Yapalater

BuzzFeed Staff

Gleyber With No Brim (Corey) @Saquon_Gleyber

Steve Harvey: "Name a fruit." Contestant: "Hamburger" The family:

05:42 AM - 16 Nov 2020
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contestants are asked what a doctor would pull out of a body and a woman answers, "gerbil"

question is to name types of bears and person answers, "papa"

contestants are asked what follows the word "pork" and someone answers "cupine"

steve harvey laughes and says, "he said cupine"

someone is asked to name a body part with the letter T and person answers, "titties"

someone responds "hamster" to the prompt to name an animal whose eggs you'd never eat

contestants need to name something that wrinkles when it gets old and someone says, "asparagus"

name something a burglar wouldn't want to see when entering a house and someone says, "naked grandma"

Steve asks what might santa have to do to a reindeer in this bad economy and someone answers, "eat one"

asked to name an animal with three letters and a person answers, "alligator"

a reason why you might stay inside on a beautiful day and someone says, "because it's raining"

something you wouldn't want the police to find in your trunk and someone says, "pickle"

asked to name a yellow fruit, someone answers, "orange"

asked what to put on top of a salad, someone answers, "whipped cream"

four people saying they'd throw poop if a man walked in while the wife was in the bathroom

asked to name parts of a phone, someone answers, "the bottom part"

asked to name a famous Arther, someone answers, "Shakespeare"

asked whats the last thing a man has stuck his finger in, he answers "my wife" and the couple double high-fives

asked what's something you pull out, a woman answers, "your penis?"

asked what you used for kissing practice when younger, a man says, "sister"

asked to name something that starts with "pot" a woman says "pot..ato"

asked to name a body part that gets sweaty, someone answers, "balls"

asked to name a famous Willy, someone answers, "willy the pooh"

asked what's something you feel before you buy something, someone says, "excited"

asked what month a woman starts showing in her pregnancy someone says, "september"

to name a part you touch on a woman to get her in the mood an older man says, "that would be the lower front or the vagina"

name something that men do not do as well as they think and a woman says, "wipe themselves"

asked for a fruit that comes in more than one color, someone writes, "tarantula"

asked to name an organ a man would be an idiot to donate while still alive, a woman says, "his penis" and she's right

asked what kind of suit would be inappropriate at the office someone says, "chicken noodle"

asked to name a type of bean someone answers, "lesbian"

asked to name something a rabbit might do in a magic hat and someone says, "fly away!"

asked to name something only worn by children, someone answers, "clothes"

three people vote in "Lola the street Ho" for an answer

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