„Ich schwöre bei Gott, dieser Affe ist auf Meth.“
"Not the emotional ones--that's for therapy. The physical scars!"
So. viele. Tote.
For everyone who was sexually awakened by a Disney character.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...who is the gayest one of all?
Should I be worried?
Wohl eher Der König der Lügen!
More like The Lyin' King.
He did warn us to be prepared, guys.
What is this sorcery?!
Tss tss tss.
Moral of the story: Don't mess with Disney.
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
We decided to BE PREPARED.
Show us the photos of your awesome, inspiring ink.
"Espejo, espejo en la pared. A quien deseo joder?"
"If I can’t find someone that looks like me in the media, why not just do it myself?"
This quiz might just leave you wishing upon on a star for the answers!
"Is that a challenge?"
It’s who I am, it’s not a deformation.
"Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the meanest one of all?"
Never underestimate the importance of body language. (Or evil.)
How could you NOT feel the love tonight?
The resemblances are uncanny.
Be prepared, it's that good.
WARNING: If you're arachnophobic you're going to want to look away now.
Do you have a lion's share of knowledge?
The human body is amazing.
Being bad has its benefits.
Being bad always feels good.
The circle of life is about to get weird.
Badder is better.
* evil cackle *
Reddit user OstrichMadeofClay has come up with a ridiculous but totally genius theory that involves Mufasa.
Why send out a regular old Valentine’s Day card, when you can send a card that perfectly exemplifies your inner baddie?
These gorgeous bottles designed by artist Ruby Spark , perfectly capture the essence of your favorite baddies and will leave you wishing they were real.
Which one of these baddies' signature song is your favorite?
Because let's face it: Princesses are boring.
Scars are just souvenirs you never lose, "tattoos with better stories."
Goodness is highly overrated.
Killing your brother is just another Wednesday on the savannah. Seriously, no one cares.
Disney never believed this now classic movie would be a success.
Well that de-escalated quickly. And they lived happily ever after, the end.
He was not prepared. It was supposed to be the coup of the century. (Warning: Mild Blood]
Some clever customer decided to re-create the famous scene from the Lion King where Scar kills Mufasa making Jonathan Taylor Thomas king.
Watch the full scene here.