On a scale of 1–gay: 0.025
Why: Lady Tremaine, aka Cinderella’s evil stepmother, has got to be the most heterosexual of the bunch. She’s uptight, boring, and obsessed with the royal family — she’s basically the late-1600s version of your Aunt Meredith. If Lady Tremaine were alive today, she’d DVR Dancing with the Stars and ask to speak to a manager every time she set foot in a Chili’s. It doesn’t get much straighter than that!