Still cute tho.
ALWAYS. READ. THE. REVIEWS.
The kids are all right, right?
Once an emo, always an emo.
Butt can you see it?
I'll give you Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox, but I just don't see how Isla Fisher and Amy Adams look anything alike. Sorry!
Are you team sneaker or team tennis shoe?
"Fuck y'all!" - someone's grandma at Chili's
Everyone has a shady side.
No one could pull it together.
Wait for it...
"But you'll get so much exposure!" H/T r/ChoosingBeggars
As if we didn't already know that.
*Kisses fingers like an Italian chef*
♬Proud to be an American, where at least I know I've got fries♬
What's better than mimosas and princesses?
Jennifer Lopez revealed she snuck a guy into her house while her kids slept.
Let's all collectively LOL.
This will make you feel better about yourself.
Satisfy your cravings.
Girl, why you got that bra on still???
Buckle up for a foodie road trip.
For Gen-Z eyes only.
Coke vs. Pepsi! McDonald's vs. Burger King! Marvel vs. DC! Get in the ring, baby.
Some people's Easters were eggs-tremely bad.
Quit Your Bullshit 2018.
Professors fail too.
"Husbands wishing to purchase products themselves must have written permission from their wives."
"I keep subtitles on when watching Netflix cause my fat-ass can't hear what's going on over the munching of snacks."
It's-a me, Quizzio!
Revenge is a dish best served petty.
Do you know the definition of velocipede?
Go ahead, see if you can do it.
"Are you Saint Anthony? Because you found my heart."
“Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?" “I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.”
"Cow and Chicken been eating the booty like groceries since '99."
"It's 'cause you're always on that phone."
Nobody gets hurt, still hilarious.
Not necessarily bad but definitely strange.
The internet is doing a lot this week.
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
Tell 'em, Gal.
Most Likely To Take This Quiz.
We've all been there.
Tag your lying parents.