
15 Essential Chip Flavours To Help Canadians Get Through The US Election
BRB eating my feelings.

This Is The Hardest "Would You Rather" For Canadians Who Love Food
Don't make me choo-choo choose.


If You're Not Eating Salads For Breakfast, Please Read This Post
Hot take: It IS easy being green.

Tim Hortons Doesn't Think Anyone Outside Of Ontario Or BC Wants Vegan Sandwiches
A plant-based rant.

How Normal Are Your Driving Habits?
You're in the driver's seat now!

Canada Has A New $10 Bill And It's Vertical
The future is vertical.

Are These The Worst Halloween Candy Or Nah?
The scariest part of Halloween.

Archie From "Riverdale" Called Vancouver Boring And People Have A Lot Of Feelings About It
He said he liked the food, though.

Toronto Might Rename A Stadium In Rob Ford's Honour And People Have A Lot Of Feelings About It
Toronto Mayor John Tory suggested renaming a football stadium in Etobicoke.

Sidney Crosby Is Catching A Lot Of Heat For Going To The White House With The Penguins
The Pittsburgh Penguins said disagreement with Trump "can be expressed in other ways."



Tell Us If Edmonton Or Ottawa Is "Canada's Team"
We have to choose.

We Need To Talk About How Fucked Up Canadian Government Emails Are
kqwhe-shega.kjshda-kjhedq@jdfaghgwr.gc.ca????????

"Would You Rather": Canadian Food Vs. Canadian Celebrity Edition
You can only have one, eh?

Do You Brush Your Teeth Like Everyone Else?
Don't bristle at these questions.

Do You Find These Words Sexy Or Not?
Do they turn you on or bum you out?

Kraft Dinner Varieties, Ranked
FIGHT ME.

This Guy's Run For Office Ended Because Of An Alleged "Hamster Eating" Video
It's definitely poutine, right?

How Trash Are Your Tim Hortons Opinions?
Always fresh, not always right.

The First Word You See Is The Job You Should Have
What job are you destined for?

Tell Us Which Hogwarts House These Canadian Politicians Belong In
YER A MINISTER, HARRY.

What The Hell Do You Call This Meat Product?
Peameal bacon? Canadian bacon? Back bacon?

Where Did You Fall On This Nickelback Spectrum?
Because you need to know.

Important Canadian Media Poll: How Rich Is Jesse Brown?
Mo' money mo' media problems.

Canada, It's Time We Decide What To Call Justin Trudeau
Daddy isn't an option. But Trudaddy is.


People Are Going Crazy About Delphine's Fate On "Orphan Black"
Pray for Delphine.

A Group Says French Media Are Pronouncing This Guy's Name Wrong
Or just call him Denzel.

A Wreath Thief Is Terrorizing A Ritzy Neighbourhood In Toronto
Who Hash remains unaffected.

POLL: Did This MP Call Someone An "NDP Whore"?
It's like The Dress, but maybe awful.

It's Time To Decide Which "Big Shiny Tunes" Album Is The Best
The most divisive debate Canada has ever faced.

A Petition Asks That Calgary's Airport Be Renamed In Honour Of Stephen Harper
Even more people want to prevent that, though.

Is Justin Trudeau Canada's New Dad?
This is very serious.


Justin, Thomas, Stephen, And Elizabeth Are Four Adorable Kittens Who Want Your Support
Politicians who are truly worthy.

We Found The NDP's New Trudeau Attack Site And It's A Terrible Quiz
An embarrassment to quizzes!

You Need To Tell Us If These Things Are Sandwiches
Let's settle this shit.

Please Look At This Baby Zebra
Look. At. It.

Who's The Next Canadian Power Couple?
This nation is in desperate need of relationship goals.

Poll: Is This Toronto Uber X Driver The Infamous Angry Tory?
The most important question of the election.


Say Hello To Earl Grey, The Cat Who Would Be Prime Minister
Take a mewment, a paws if you will, to check out these purrfect candidates.

Here's An Epic Dance-Off Between Two Of The Squarest Politicians In Canada
What is happening????

Who Wore A Red Tracksuit Best?
Red tracksuits on fleek.