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Kraft Dinner Varieties, Ranked

FIGHT ME.

11. Whole Wheat

Kraft

The health benefits are not worth forcing yourself to eat what tastes like cardboard noodles. Sorry.

10. Original Cup

Kraft

Fluorescent cheese powder is OK, but microwaving the noodles? C'mon. Either they come out completely mushy or there's like 15 noodles that didn't get submerged in the water that tastes like the plastic thing at end of a shoestring.

Fun fact: The plastic thing at the end of the shoestring is called an aglet. Not only is this post judge-y but it's also educational-y! You're welcome.

9. Easy Mac Original

Kraft

Serious question: Does anyone even buy these?

8. Cheese & Tomato

Kraft

We don't want "tomatoes." That is a vegetable. What we really want is ketchup and we'll add it ourselves. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

7. Alfredo

Kraft

STOP. TRYING. SO. HARD.

6. Sharp Cheddar

Kraft

This is OK but somehow the cheese powder tastes, even more, powder-y? Like grainy? I guess that's what they mean by "sharp."

5. White Cheddar

Kraft

Now we're getting somewhere.

4. Spirals

Kraft

Who doesn't love a good spiral? These are fun.

3. Three Cheese

Kraft

Who could hate on these ADORABLE SHELL NOODLES?

But beware: They have a habit of suctioning to your throat. Or maybe that's just me. Anyone? No? Just me? OK.

2. Extra Creamy

Kraft

CREAMY. CHEESE. NOODZ. I worship the pot these are cooked in.

1. Original

Kraft

Don't mess with perfection.

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Stop trying to ~elevate~ the dish. IT'S ALREADY SEASONED WITH MYSTERIOUS INGREDIENTS. Just let it live, OK?!

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This is only acceptable for people under 10 years of age.

AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE: If you're one of those people who boil their hot dogs in a pot and then proceed to COOK THE NOODLES IN THE GROSS HOT DOG WATER, please reevaluate your life choices.

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I'm not mad about it.

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Ketchup can add a nice ~zesty zing~ to your gourmet meal. Just don't drown your noodles in it.

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Sometimes KD doesn't need to be glammed up. It's already glam.

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