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Men Are Sharing The Misconceptions People Have About Their Bodies, And It's Proving We NEED Better Sex Ed
"I've met multiple women in my adulthood that didn't realize men could sit to pee."
Lots of weirdos out there.
A lot of these logos are...suggestive.
21 Poor Souls Who Completely, Totally, 100% Regret Literally Every Damn Decision They Made This Week
I'm sorry, but that's terrible.
"The level of petty was astounding to me — and, honestly, I think about that incident often."
Pilots, Flight Attendants, And Crew Are Sharing Things Everyone Should Know — But Oftentimes Don't — About Flying
"Flying is hands-down safer than driving."
"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
"He Tried To Kill A President": People Are Sharing The Dangerous Situations They Narrowly Avoided, And I Have Chills
"If it weren’t for us opting for the earlier flight, we could have died, too."
I Was Today Years Old When I Learned Some Of These Women's Life Hacks, So Now I'm Sharing Them With You
I'm kinda embarrassed I didn't know some of these, TBH.
People Are Sharing Examples Of How Modern Homes Are Poorly Made, And It's Actually Super Interesting
"Why do modern home architects hate coat closets?"
Sorry, But It's Actually Physically, Mentally, And Emotionally Impossible Not To Laugh At These 40 Pictures
I don't know why these are so funny.
Young People Are Sharing What They’re “Tired Of Hearing” From Older Generations, And I Kind Of Agree
"College isn’t the price of a McDouble anymore, old man."
"Pay-for toilets...There was nothing worse than having to pee like a racehorse and have zero coins on you."
This Woman Shared Her Awful Experience Getting Body Shamed And Judged At A Yoga Studio And Thousands Of People Are Sharing Similar Experiences
"Are you SURE you want to take this class? Your body is larger than what we normally see..."
Turns out knowing how cars work isn't always the hardest part of being a mechanic.
Here, you need a laugh.
People Are Sharing The Sad And Harsh Truths They Have To Accept Because They Really Have No Control Over Them
"You can do everything perfectly and still fail completely."
Be sure to bookmark this; you never know when you might need it!
"All Of The Pasta Was Boiled In Perrier Water": Rich People Are Confessing Activities They Do That Non-Rich People Have No Idea About
"A rich family flew me to the other side of the world to take care of ONE of their three kids. The other two kids have their own separate nannies."
17 Men Who Wanted Us To Feel Bad For Them, But It Backfired Because Now We Just Think They're Pathetic
"Sorry if I'm being too polite. Maybe that's why women don't want to have sex with me."
This Mom Is Upset Because Dad Let Their Vegan Daughter Eat Meat, And People Have Big Thoughts On The Situation
"I feel like that's a decision that I should have been informed about."
Women Are Sharing Their Go-To Life Hacks Every Woman Should Know, And These Might Just Change Your Life
Not gonna lie, even I learned some of these today.
This Woman's Gen X Rant On LinkedIn Is A Great Reminder That There's A Whole Generation Out There That Nobody's Talking About
"Never underestimate the generation who survived the life and death of MTV."
Some things you never plan for.
Guests Going To Their Car Multiple Times, Photo Booths With Props, And 13 Other Things That Happen At Weddings That People Can't Stand
Guests, stop going to your car 500 times!!
The number of negative reviews Jeopardy! got when it first aired is astounding.
Prepare to be appalled.
Well, that's something I thought I'd never see.
"When my daughter was about 20, she told me her iPhone was almost full, and she could tell because it felt heavier."
People Are Sharing How They Got Deliciously Petty Revenge On Their Roommates, And I Can't Stop Cackling
"I baked a chocolate cake with habanero peppers and mixed the frosting with wasabi. I labeled it with my name and a bold 'Do Not Eat' and waited."
People Are Sharing Things People Should Stop Doing At Weddings, And Their Examples Are Controversial
If the invite says no kids, then don't bring your kids...
These fails are so bad they're good.
"If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying 'wahoo' no matter how fun the jump was."
We definitely can all agree that we HATE the people behind those expired car warranty calls.
Not even a drop of originality.
"I was in a medically induced coma for six weeks. There were times I was fully conscious, but I couldn't open my eyes, couldn't move a muscle, and couldn't speak. It was terrifying."
These people are a menace and I love it.
A Beachfront House In North Carolina Got Swept Out To Sea, And Twitter Can't Stop Making Jokes About The Zillow Listing
"New houseboat for first time buyers."
The deadly tapestry + lights combo...
156 Twitter Jokes From This Year So Far That, No Offense, Are Funnier Than Any Joke You've Probably Ever Told
"People in New York be like, 'I take the train to school.' Ight, Harry Potter."
People Are Sharing Their Most Terrifying Ocean-Related Experiences, And I'm Never Going Swimming Again
"Then, we watched it approach our dive master, who was facing the other way and distracted helping another diver."
Former Burglars Are Sharing Their Wildest Secrets For How To Avoid Getting Robbed, And It’s Fascinating
"Dogs aren't protection — I just started carrying rawhide sticks."
People Are Sharing The 2000s Multiverses That Are Better Than "Doctor Strange" And It's Such A Throwback
No spoilers in this post! Unless you haven't seen That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana, of course.
That's gonna hurt (your wallet).
The worst type of people.
Everyone has a "wow, I was a dumb kid" story.
"Houses are for females."
I, too, would like to hear Pauly D's thoughts on inflation.
"The Store We Visited Didn't Actually Exist": 22 Jaw-Dropping Paranormal Tales That People Cannot Explain
Yeah, I would not recommend reading these alone at night. 😨
Lots of misused hot dogs and tortillas coming your way.
Kids are very bad at lying.
26 Photos That Were Either Captured In A Dream, An Alternate Universe, Or Perhaps Never Existed In The First Place
Sometimes it's best not to ask questions.
People Are Revealing The Brutally Honest Reason Why They Never Want To Have Kids, And I Never Considered Some Of These Before
"The average birth costs like $40k without complications. Decent daycare near me is $1400 a month. That alone is crippling."
The internet is once again undefeated.
This planet is weird!!!
Prepare to feel emotions.
Thalassophobia exists for a reason.
You'll know so many factoids by the end of this post.
A picture worth a thousand questions.
"Nod down = greeting someone. Nod up = meeting someone."
*Postmates dog pizza IMMEDIATELY *
"I spent 3 days at fat camp before I convinced my mom to bring me home, or I was going to literally hurt myself there."
Not the ideal situation.
Coca-Cola is only 25 years younger than the entire unified country of Italy.
21 Unprofessional And Inappropriate Things Doctors Have Said To People That Would Leave Anyone Speechless
"Don't worry, the diabetes will take about 30 years to kill you. That's not bad for a man."
Doctors Are Sharing Things Patients Do That Make Their Lives Harder, And Yeah, Several Points Were Made
Vague answers, non-compliance, showing up late, and more.
"He Was A Serial Killer": People Are Sharing The Times They Narrowly Escaped A Bad Situation, And Some Of Them Are Terrifying
"I was on the way to his motel room when I get a text from him. It was a picture of me and it said, 'Got a new toy for us this week.'"
"Can cook, respects men, and always wears makeup." * eye roll *
Honestly, we should have been able to stop those robo scam calls about the expiring car warranty by now.
Y'all, my jaw is on the FLOOR.
"I really wanna find out if I'm related to my ancestors."
A Bartender Warned This Woman To Avoid The Man Sitting Next To Her At All Costs, And 21 Others Shared Similar Stories
"Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right."
Note to self: don't rip the staircase out till everyone has come down from the second floor.
The logic of a young brain is really something.
Some people are incapable of feeling embarrassment.
This Woman Opened Up About Having "Hourglass Syndrome" — A Disorder That Results From Sucking In Your Stomach Too Much
"If it isn't the consequences of my mother and grandmother's actions."
I don't understand how anyone could find a carpeted bathroom appealing.
Deeply desperate for attention.
Let's just forget April.
Love when jobs advertise "competitive pay!" and it ends up being less than minimum wage.
Everyone Is Suddenly Obsessed With Eyebrow Lamination — And After Trying It, We Can Completely See Why
We got to the bottom of this brow trend.
STOP with the pointless decorative balls.
It's in there somewhere.
I've Compiled 100 Of My Favorite-Ever Tweets, And It's Worth A Bookmark If You Ever Feel You Need A Laugh
"My husband was trying to talk about Shrek, but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek), so he called him 'summertime grinch.'”
Read this and laugh out loud with your mothers.
"No One Else Believes Me Despite The Footage": People Are Sharing Their "I Didn't Believe In Ghosts Until..." Stories, And I Don't Plan On Sleeping Anytime Soon
"To this day, I still don't know how to explain it."
"Therapy is not enough. I need to fight my dad."
Everything seemed so innocent. We had so much hope!