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We Need To Talk About How Fucked Up Canadian Government Emails Are

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If you've ever had to contact the government of Canada, you know it's never easy to find a phone number to dial or an email to, er, email.

Warner Bros.

Some of the emails make sense. Like questions@tpsgc-pwgsc.gc.ca, for example.

Primark

Clear wording before the @ symbol, name of the department after. The classic gc.ca ending. Yup, we're all clear here.

But others, not so much. What is nc-comm-atip-aiprp-gd@hrsdc-rhdcc.gc.ca supposed to mean?

YouTube

Is this email address trying to spell "velociraptor"? vrab.vrabatip-tacraaiprp.tacra@vrab-tacra.gc.ca

Universal Pictures

Is it a message to aliens? NRCan.media_relations-media_relations.RNCan@canada.ca

Pixar

Seriously, just try to sound one of them out. No, wait! Try to spell one from memory.

Getty Images

What the hell, government?

This is the email for a pension centre: PWGSC.PensionCentre-Centredespensions.TPSGC@pwgsc-tpsgc.gc.ca

Bad Hat Harry productions

GOOD LUCK, GRANDMA!

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  1. Who do you think these emails are for?

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Who do you think these emails are for?
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    Velociraptors
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    Aliens
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    Real human beings who will give up before ever trying to use these email atrocities
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    My head hurts

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