Celebrity Buzz Jon Gosselin is in trouble for withdrawing $200,000 from the joint bank account he shares with his wife, despite their divorce lawyers instructing them to not make any significant withdrawals. Here's a list of things he will probably spend the money on:
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If you loved Prop 8, you'll really love the “2010 California Marriage Protection Act.” John Marcotte is hitting the streets (and visiting gay clubs) to get signatures in support of his divorce ban. Because after all, “Jesus loves you after you get divorced, but not as much as before.”
Celebrity Buzz After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design “fun, easy clothes” for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you'd rather not talk to out loud. Meanwhile, rumors continue to swirl about Kate Gosselin's being tapped to help promote a line of coonskin caps, meant to be highlighted and worn backwards (cuuuuuz that's what her hair looks like, you guys).
http://www.freep.com/article/20090409/NEWS03/904090344
After filing for divorce, a couple is now battling for custody of the frozen semen of their three Bull Mastiffs, Cyrus, Regg and Romeo. Mastiff puppies often go for $2,000 a piece, which means the fight could get bloody (or sticky, considering the context).
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A Fairfield, Connecticut woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said.
Celebrity Buzz Oscar winner Morgan Freeman's wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, may snag up more than $100M in a divorce settlement. In related news, Morgan Freeman poops gold.
It seems that everyone needs some divorce advice right now. Is Lily Bass really that influential?
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A couple have divorced after the husband was caught having a “virtual affair” with a female character in an online game. David Pollard and Amy Taylor met in an online chat room in 2003 and married after discovering a shared love of Second Life.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=20744845717368396...
Introducing a segment on marriage on the Today show this morning, Meredith Vieira asked Matt Lauer when he'd gotten married. His response: “Uh…” He's been divorced once, and his second wife filed for divorce one time, although they did get back together. Apparently he didn't feel like chatting about it this morning.
Culture Buzz We've seen Divorce Cakes, and now an Italian photographer is offering divorce photo albums for ex-couples wishing to mark that milestone in their lives. He had the idea after watching the skyrocketing divorce rate, and says business is good. After all, there's nothing like making he said, she said fights last a lifetime.
Food Buzz As divorce parties become more common, so do the trappings that accompany them. Next: expensive divorce party invitations, divorce party planners.
Celebrity Buzz The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife — among other insults — the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood! Sheen publicly apologized, [seriously] citing that a black guy was the best man at his first two weddings. Because as everyone knows, the best way to reform one’s racist leanings is to dress up a person of color in fancy clothes and give them an inconsequential title. Hear that, Dr. King? That’s the sound of progress!
Celebrity Buzz Billy Murray’s wife of 11 years filed for divorce last week, after years of alleged abuse. Murray’s wife and kids moved out in 2006 in response to what she claims was a pattern of “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment”.
Culture Buzz The wife of a major Broadway theater operator airs their sordid marriage secrets on YouTube in order to gain leverage in a divorce. Watch the YouTube divorce video. Tricia’s crazy eyes and theatrical over-acting seems to discredit her case more than help it.
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