"My aunt poisoned my grandma to get her inheritance."
"My roommate punched me and broke my nose."
The inside of a guitar seriously looks like a super pricey Airbnb.
My brain hurts.
Dammit, Snape.
Trust NO ONE.
These people probably have no "ragrets."
Don't look behind you.
Go all out.
Think they're sedentary, docile creatures? THINK AGAIN.
When movie magic doesn't work.
Things fitting into other things is my sexual preference.
"I used to comb my ass hairs with my sister's styling comb..."
Lol, life is wild.
Go to Korea. NOW!
It was right in front of us THIS WHOLE TIME.
Wow.
It's written in the decor.
Detail is everything.
Hollywood whodunnit.
Spoiler: Clouds weigh over a million pounds.
The human body is a weird thing.
Garrett, is that you?!
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
How is this humanly possible?!
Holy shit.
Real tears, people. REAL. TEARS.
Like father, like son.
"I know that nothing I did was inherently special, moms do this every day. But it’s magical."
Trust me.
Omg.
It takes place when?!
Most people have an above-average number of arms.
Babies can't dream.
Here's what it's really like inside everyday things, via r/mildlyinteresting.
*Stays inside forever*
"My knife's so nice and sharp I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck. Yours truly, Jack the Ripper."
Never complaining about winter again, tbh.
Prediction for 2018: Typing is out; handwriting is in.
FUUUUUUUTURE.
N O P E.
Lizzie McGuire was almost played by Lindsay Lohan.
You'll feel a connection to them after this quiz.
Warning: perfect foods ahead.
"The division symbol is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numerator/denominator."
Ladies...omg.
Spoilers definitely lie ahead.
Sex is weird.
Ever wonder why the food critic would get so sentimental?
