"All our hearts are broken." 💔
People Shared Company Secrets They're Not Supposed To Know, And I'm Shouting It From The Mountaintops
Please monitor what you watch on your company's computers, y'all.
Gargoyles, psychics, etc.
For the biggest decision on the biggest day of your life.
"This was not about money. At all."
AKA genius ideas that should be everywhere.
"It's crazy how often giant spiders come out of the banana boxes."
They make people from miles away want to move.
Betty White is older than sliced bread.
Hit 'em with the facts!
This Trailer For A Gritty, Modern Day "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" Has Gone Viral And People Want More ASAP
"So many goosebumps. This looks AMAZING. I don't even know what else to say, I'm just amped."
"I’m no home-wrecker. I would never try to hurt someone's home, especially someone that I love."
"Not sure why you'd text me back when you knew you still had a boyfriend..."
Just here bringin' the facts.
Maybe read this before you bust out the whipped cream tonight ok??
"Funeral homes will absolutely take advantage of grieving people."
"My son asked me, 'Who's that at the window?' We were on the second floor."
Even antifreeze is freezing.
Nooooo thank you!!!
""We decided to kick him out after discovering his collection of used condoms under the bed."
"The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue."
"Don't drink the coffee."
Lunch. Definitely lunch.
Don't @ me with "I remember all of this and I am 12," 'cause no, you don't! This is for "old people" only!!!
I promise, it's really good.
Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler.
You've always wondered, and now you'll know.
These go well beyond "What are the odds?"
There's no going back after this.
We've been sleeping on this for YEARS.
"A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times." —Billie Dean Howard, AHS: Murder House
Petty is as petty does, y'all.
I'll never look at "The Dark Knight" the same way again.
I bet you didn't realize cake is crucial to forecasting the future!
I'm shook, you're shook, we're all shook!
From scraping their arm to getting a bone through their brain.