Love is a strange thing.
*sets phone on fire* H/T str8boytexts
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Common sense is not that common these days.
Deck the boobs with boughs of holly.
This won't be easy.
"I have to explain it to my kids first."
The dark side of humanity is all on the internet.
"They didn't even try."
"The officers told me how to make up an excuse to avoid being arrested."
A simple list.
Movie magic can be pretty dark.
It's-a me, Mario, and here's my dick.
What was that noise?!?!
This is just some real unfortunate timing.
"This is why we run to Fenty."
Love is canceled.
Do NOT try to kiss a snake on the lips. Please.
People are fucked up.
"If you talk about my dad, I will cut you."
Oh... my god.
People thought women could only experience an orgasm if sperm were present. :-/
*Has Q-tips shoved in both ears.*
"The director was like, 'Just do it for real, man! Don’t be a pussy!'"
Or, at least, make you hungry.
Besides the fact that, y’know, they killed people.
Bring it back, TLC!
"Yoda and Miss Piggy were voiced by the same person."
"Ties are officially cut."
Yes, there are rainbow freckles inside this post.
A lot these are about pubes. Sorry.
Warning: REALLY GROSS.
BuzzFeed asked people to share their most secret sexual fantasies. Here are their open, honest, and very creative answers.
Childhood = RUINED.
So very far.
Can you understand them all?
They make carrot sharpeners. Why?
That's not how it works. That's not how any of it works.
MAKE IT STOP.
Important stuff, you guys.
The more things change...
Not that we have to tell you, but NSFW.
"Just a little concealer next time."