Matthew Perry Finally Said Why He Included Those Two Keanu Reeves Disses In His Memoir And That He's Going To Remove Them Because It Was Mean

    That Next Door neighborhood group must be lit.

    Last Fall, Matthew Perry released his memoir, and for a few weeks, we were bombarded with "Matthew Perry did this" and "Matthew Perry did that" stories. We learned a lot about Matthew Perry against our will.

    Matthew sits on stage as he talks about his memoir

    But one of the weirdest parts of his memoir were two very strange and very random digs at Keanu Reeves.

    Like, who does that?!

    Keanu speaking at a podium

    The first mention involved the passing of Matthew's friend, River Phoenix.

    River Phoenix sitting with his arms on his knees and hands clasped

    Matthew says: “Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?”

    What a weird thing to say!

    Keanu randomly gets brought up again when Matthew discusses the overdose of his other friend, Chris Farley.

    Chris Farley smiling at a red carpet event as he holds his sunglasses

    "I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston’s dressing room wall when I found out," he said. "Keanu Reeves walks among us."

    Bizarro!

    And now it seems like we finally have some clarity on this whole thing, because Matthew finally said why he chose Keanu in the first place...

    “I said a stupid thing. It was a mean thing to do,” Perry told a crowd at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books.

    “I pulled his name because I live on the same street. I’ve apologized publicly to him. Any future versions of the book will not have his name in it.”

    So, there you go. He used his name because they live on the same street.

    He must really hate his lawn or something.