It's Britney Bitch



Here's How Much Britney Spears Has Changed Since Her First Music Video
A living legend, 18 years in the making.

25 Of Britney Spears' Most Iconic Instagram Posts Of 2016
A true legend.

I Hated Britney Spears Until I Saw Myself In Her
When I was just beginning to understand my sexuality, hating Britney set me apart from the other (straight) boys. But it turns out she had something to teach me about survival.

Britney Spears' New "Slumber Party" Music Video Is So Unbelievably Stunning
Frame these photos and hang them on your wall forever.

16 Times "Slumber Party" Made Me Question My Homosexuality
"Slumber Party" has changed me.

Can You Guess The Britney Spears Video From A Single Blurred Image?
♫ Everything, everything is still a blur ♫



A Britney Spears Fan Infiltrated Her Dance Class And Here's What Happened
King of pretending to be 15.


Dear Parents, Stop Calling Britney Spears Too Sexy
*Jennifer Lopez voice* "ENOUGH!"

Britney Spears Performed At The VMAs And Everyone Is Losing Their Shit
SHE. DID. IT. AGAIN.



Britney Spears' New Album Will Make You Return To The Church Of Godney
Welcome back. Let me be your guide.

Britney Is The Latest "Carpool Karaoke" Guest And It's Everything
We learned that Britney wants three more kids and no more men.

Dear Justin Timberlake, Just Fucking Stop
*Jennifer Lopez voice* "ENOUGH!!"


Justin Timberlake Talked About How "Cry Me A River" Came From A Place Of Pain
JT spilling that not-so-subtle tea from 2002.

Britney Spears Pranked Jimmy Kimmel And It Is Goals AF
Prank? More like DREAM COME TRUE.

We Know How You Like Sex Based Off Your Favorite Britney Single
We know what makes you oooh!

Oops, Britney Spears Seems To Have Forgotten About That Time She Met Taylor Swift
Guess that memory must have got lost in the game.

Well Fuck Me Running, Britney Spears Just Posted The Most Amazing Selfie Video Ever
Don't worry be happy.

Which Britney Spears Album Is The Highest Selling?
How "Lucky" will you get?

This Britney Spears Megamix Will Change Your Life For The Better, Obviously
Because it's Britney, bitch.

Even Britney Spears Is An Embarrassing Mom Sometimes
Me as a mom.

Britney Spears Delivered The Most Amazing #TBT Photo
Y'all, this photo is truly incredible.

Britney Spears Has Transformed Into Another Human Being In The Past 2 Years
This is not a dang drill: There is actually a fire and it's on the stage at the Axis theater in Planet Hollywood!!! SOS!! Send water!!

15 Times You’ll Be Reborn During Britney's Revamped "Piece Of Me” Show
I went to Britney Spears' remixed "Piece Of Me" show in Las Vegas. It was life-ending.

19 Iconic Lessons Britney Spears Taught Us About Life
You better work, bitch.

What Britney Spears Instagram Looks Like Vs. Other Pop Stars' Instagrams
Y'all need to get on Britney Jean's level.

Britney Spears Googled A Picture Of Corn To Post On Instagram
She is amazing.


How Should You Spend Britney Spears' Holy Birthday?
Britmas comes but once a year.

Britney Spears Dances To "Hello," Makes Adele Relevant Again
Holy shit this is iconic.

Britney Spears Has Turned Into Your Mother On Instagram
Mom-ney Jean.

We Need To Talk About Britney Spears At Award Shows
Hi. Bye. See you at Chipotle!

Tell Us How You're Feeling And We'll Give You A Britney Song To Listen To
It's you against the music.

15 Times Britney Spears Was So Good To Her Fans
They're so lucky, she's a star.