Britney Spears' New Album Will Make You Return To The Church Of Godney
Welcome back. Let me be your guide.
Today is the ninth coming of our lord and savior, Britney Jean Nasty Bitch Mommy Spears.
You probably saw Brit's ninth studio album Glory descend from the heavens this morning. ICYMI, here's the moment Britney dropped the newest doctrine from the skies captured on an iPhone 6:
If you turned your back on Brit after Britney Jean, SHE FORGIVES YOU AND STILL LOVES YOU. Now's your chance to come back to the Church of Godney through the power of Glory.
But where should you start? GOOD QUESTION!!! After all, there are 17 FLAWLESS TRACKS!
Here's a track-by-track Glory rundown based on previous Britney hits so you can choose which songs to re-baptise yourself with:
"Private Show" = "Lace and Leather"
"Just Luv Me" = "Breathe On Me"
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