Genesisney 1:1 — In the beginning (December 27, 2013), planet Earth legend Britney Spears derailed the heteronormativity of Las Vegas by bringing a non-stop 90 minute soul-rejuvenating show called "Piece Of Me" to Planet Hollywood.
Gays, straights, and even Katy Perrys all rushed to see their maker perform live while the show boosted Las Vegas' economy and saved Planet Hollywood from flopping. Vegas was now a homosexual.
12....And puts her lips together and blows some sort of sanctifying dust into the audience.
13.When she randomly dances to Missy like she's one of us, even though we know she's Godney.
14.When she hits the floor during "Toxic" and you're pretty sure you're experiencing the afterlife.
15.And when she closes the show with "Till The World Ends" as you think about how the world actually could end and it wouldn't matter to you because you just saw BRITNEY SPEARS perform during her new prime LIVE.
Support legends and see 2016ney while you still can.
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