1. She’s the queen of lying on Instagram fitness models with beefy hairy thighs…
4. This is Britney Spears in 2016. THIS IS THE WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN!
5. WELL…there’s more.
6. Britney has gone through some what of a transformation in the past two to three years and the proof is in her “best of Las Vegas,” hit-packed, “you have to go before you FUCKING DIE” Vegas show.
8. …and by something I mean something witchy and sorcerous, because Britney in 2014 vs. 2016 is .
9. The proof is these comparison vids —> Britney Spears is actually, not figuratively, doing really really cool + great in Vegas.
10. WHAT IS THIS ENERGY?!
(This video is actually from 2011.)
11. WHO IS THIS MOM NOW?
12. Yeah, also, you can officially shut your blasphemous mouths about any broken knee shit.
13. Bye-bye, Brenda Joan!
(Also from 2011)
14. And hello, Britney Jean!*
*Not the album.
- The Women's March on Washington was one of the largest protests in the city's history.
- "SNL" featured a shirtless Vladimir Putin celebrating America's newest President.