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This Britney Spears Megamix Will Change Your Life For The Better, Obviously

Because it's Britney, bitch.

If the reports are true, the Daughter, the Spearit, and the Holy Jean (aka the Queen of Pop: Britney Spears) will be releasing a new single in May.

In preparation of her ninth coming, I highly suggest you mute the irrelevant world around you and soak in a Spearitual megamix of Britney's flawless discography:

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Here are pictures of the Queen throughout her iconic career that you should scroll through while your ears are baptized:

May 2000: Steve Jobs preaches the teachings of the Holy Spearit, predicts a new Queen of Pop will rise.

And the rest is history...

MTV Video Music Awards, September 2000:

Super Bowl XXXV, January 2001:

Madison Square Garden, February 2001:

MTV Video Music Awards, September 2001:

44th Annual Grammy Awards, February 2002:

SNL, February 2002:

In-N-Out, 2003:

MTV Video Music Awards, August 2003:

"Pepsi Gladiators" commercial, September 2003:

Showtime's live broadcast of Britney's Onyx Hotel Tour, March 2004:

The debut of Perfumeney, March 2005:

Will & Grace, March 2006:

MTV Video Music Awards, 2007:

Britney trying to live her life, October 2007:

MTV Video Music Awards (The Resurrection), September 2008:

Madonna's Sticky and Sweet Tour, November 2008:

Circusney, November 2008:

Femme Fataleney, March 2011:

Billboard Music Awards, May 2011:

Chinese Theatre handprint ceremony, September 2012:

iHeartRadio Music Festival, 2013:

Soccer Momney, April 2014:

Teen Choice Awards, August 2015:

Britney Spears: Piece of Me Remixed. Reimagined. Still Iconic., Febrary 2016:

👑 👑 👑Queen Of Pop👑 👑 👑