Celebrity Buzz Another sign that Lindsay Lohan's career is officially over. (via tyleroakley.tumblr.com)
Celebrity Buzz Let's rank our hatred! Not a bunch of surprises on this list, generated by a firm called E-Poll, who track celebrity likeability. Spencer Pratt is slightly less loathed than an accused baby-killer. Only slightly.
Celebrity Buzz In case you haven’t heard, reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have declared bankruptcy. Although this may not come as a huge surprise, it’s still comical to see how they blew their undeserved fortune. After all that expensive work, at least Heidi will be looking her best at the unemployment office!
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A nose tape-wearing Heidi Montag exchanged pets with soon-to-be ex-husband Spencer Pratt (as a part of their divorce terms) on August 30.
Celebrity Buzz [UPDATE: New Karissa Shannon sex tape, starring someone else. Sigh.] Karissa Shannon, a Playboy playmate who is no stranger to being naked for public consumption, is the alleged costar of the Heidi Montag sex tape. Which is reportedly now a lesbian sex tape. Not to be terribly crude here, but this sex tape just got at least a little bit better since Friday, when it was being billed as a sex tape where you have to see Spencer Pratt naked. Karissa Shannon has not denied that she is in the alleged sextape, though no one has been able to watch it yet to verify its existence. Further, Spencer and Heidi were caught hanging out earlier this week? The sex tape plot thickens!
Celebrity Buzz [UPDATE: Apparently now this is a lesbian Heidi Montag sex tape? With a Playboy Playmate costar named Karissa Shannon? Anyone else get the feeling that this is a setup?] The world classiest (ex)-couple just got a little more sextape! I mean, sketchy. I mean, Jesus Christ these people are so vile. Anyway! Spencer Pratt is (reportedly) in negotiations with Vivid Entertainment to release a Heidi Montag sex tape to an unsuspecting and unwilling public. Spencer is also evidently in this purported sexy, naked sextape extravaganza, so there's something for everyone. Watch this space for more news. [UPDATE: Evidently the Heidi Montag sex tape that Spencer Pratt is pushing has scenes from both before and after Heidi Montag's surgery. So, that's a thing. Daily Mail.]
Celebrity Buzz Ever wonder what the alpha celebrity would look like? Would it be a little bit of Bieber mixed with some Timberlake, or would it be the ultimate Speidi combination? Luckily, tumblrisforlulz decided to conduct some Photoshop experiments to help us find out.
Celebrity Buzz Spencer Pratt's twitter feed gives Kanye's a run for its money when it comes to ego, caps lock abuse, and general incoherence. From chinese food to cloning, Spencer's got a perspective on everything. Here are some of his best tweets.
Whether or not XZibit follows Spencer Pratt and BuzzFeed's favorite twitter user, Tila Tequila, his tweet could not have been more timely. Thank you XZibit. Your voice is a breath of sanity in an otherwise polluted cloud of crazy.
Apparently Spencer Pratt is now a crazy mountain man hopped up on powerbars, filtered water and the size of his own hair. I’m really excited about this development. I am really pulling for them to move to Boulder for their new reality show.
In the pilot episode of Slouchin' Back with Matt and Jack, BuzzFeed editors Matt Stopera and Jack Shepherd discuss the importance of Spencer Pratt.
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Scott Hamilton will skate for the first time on television since battling a brain tumor. He'll be joined by Dorothy Hammill, a breast cancer survivor. The ice skating special, titled Kaleidoscope, will air on Thanksgiving Day, November 26. Joining Scott Hamilton and Dorothy Hammill will be Kristi Yamaguchi and Nancy Kerrigan.
TMZ “catches” Speidi on their honeymoon, taking a relaxing walk down the beach in Mexico… AND WEARING FACE MASKS. Celebrities: horrified by epidemics, just like us! (Except we wouldn't continue with our honeymoon trip to Mexico.) There are so many things wrong with this picture, it hurts to even look at it.
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The latest viral buzz from thefablife.com is about the Speidi wedding. Don't worry, there are plenty of pictures!
This is a real photograph. I feel joy, I feel sorrow, I contain multitudes. (Blago is not the only one who can quote him some poetry.)
The completely candid set of pictures from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's honeymoon in Cabo have just been released. Click to see rolls and rolls of unnecessary footage of the half naked couple gallivanting and touching each other. It almost feels NSFW, but it's just two kids in swimsuits trying to mimic soft core porn.
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Or so says Perez. I have a hard time believing that these two would tie the knot in secrecy and without any avenue for profit, but maybe they really are in love after all. Update: The wedding was likely illegal and staged by Us Weekly. So they'll have to have another. Not. Surprising.
Heidie Montag gets carried away with a sight gag for the paparazzi. This can only be considered “candid” if you can manage to forget that every moment of both of their lives is entirely staged for the cameras.
Gallery of the Absurd gives Heidi and Spencer the children’s book treatment. The entry for “Fun At The Beach” really gets at the central truth of these two reality-show non-celebs: “Boobs, boobs, boobs. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Beach, beach, beach. Isn’t the beach fun?”
Celebrity Buzz With photographers in tow, Speidi spent a recent day honing their gun skills. It’s terrifying. The most disturbing news in all of this is that they are gun freaks: “Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.” They are armed, people.
TV Buzz Brody Jenner — son of old lesbian Bruce, stepbrother to “porn famous” Kim Kardashian, and ex-boyfriend of The Hills star Lauren “I Design Stuff” Conrad — has inked a deal with Ryan Seacrest’s production company to host a reality show in which “bros” will compete to earn the spot in his posse once occupied by the infamous Spencer Pratt. Contestants will live in a bachelor pad together while vying to “prove their worth as wingmen” and “remain composed in the thick of the paparazzi,” all before possibly being sent home in an elimination ceremony that takes place — no joke — in a hot tub. Don’t call Brody gay, though. He may have shapely eyebrows and surround himself in a jacuzzi with half-naked dudes, but it’s all in the name of turning “appearing on reality shows” into a discernible talent.