Let’s talk about #rebelfood.
Because not all dumplings were created equal.
“Show a breast performing its natural function and the world goes mental.”
What the hell is “on fleek”?!
“I’ll have the $12,000 dog’s eye, thanks.”
Turns out, sugar isn’t even a ~sometimes~ food.
PUBES ON THE FACE, PEOPLE. Pubes right there on the face.
“We’re living in deeply conservative times and if we think otherwise we’re being very foolish.”
The Elena era has come to an end. Prepare to cry.
“Do you text from a land down under?”
Für den Royal Tenenbaum in Dir.
Because the venue of your Pinterest-dreams exists. It’s just a matter of finding it.
Parfait pour un royal Tenenbaum.
Sorry KFC. These places just stole the game.
Fit for a royal Tenenbaum.
Because it’s a whole other world out there.
As in, 100% chance of peen.
Get back to being adult later.