Because it couldn’t be further from a White Christmas down here come December. That’s for sure.
As in, the drinks - not that grandpa who loves a beer… or ten.
Because even being in the same gender group as these authors has gotta count for something, right?
Cliché Factor: 5000. Hold onto your stubbie coolers, you guys.
Because, let’s face it, summer nights are all well and good - until you try and get a good eight hours.
It’s time to figure out, once and for all.
Because it’s about time you found your face twin
Because there’s a fine line between smouldering and just plain smudged.
Besides the fact you also fight evil by moonlight.
Her hair don’t care what you think about it.
If you were looking for an excuse to skip the shampoo tomorrow - this is it.
Forget Dean, Jess, and Logan — Rory’s hair choices were always the most important part of Gilmore Girls. To some of us, anyway.
All those liquid line feels.
Because it’s a Pony Party, and you’re all invited.
And ever, and ever. IDAT.
If you’re not all over these yet, it’s time to seriously up your hair and make-up game.
Spoiler: This does not include “because they got back together.”
Hint: It’s not Beyoncé, Oprah or Pharrell.
I mean, seriously, you couldn’t come up with anything that made more sense than this?