Well, it’s a step up from your homemade beer bong at the very least.
Imagine the tea party you could host with Frida, Malala, and J.K. Rowling on the guest list.
With a damn important message to boot.
A GODDAMN NUTELLA DESSERT BAR.
They’ll put a real ~spring~ in your step.
Because it’s time to stop denying that almost everything is for Instagram.
All within a three-hour drive from the CBD.
Do this quiz and head straight to the hairdresser.
Traditional flavours only. Because they’re already so superior.
Bulk Gatorade will be needed to quench this thirst.
“My Juice Tubes is too sticky, my favourite Lip Smackers melted, and I definitely ate the rest of that sour watermelon gloss.”
Because you’re wrong to think there’s only one type of avo tattoo.
“Please - do me and everyone else here a favour and unlike my page, then go and get yourself a life. X”
It was all curling tongs, lashes, and fake tan, of course.
Were you stalking the Dally M Awards or the Brownlow Medal last night?
Because it does exist - you just need to know where to look.
This is a frangipani-free zone.
Brunch? Activewear. Grocery shopping? Activewear. Hungover on the couch? Activewear.
So when you pick it up, you’re the ~cover model~. Get it?
Come on, share your secret.