They’ve got a hard earned thirst, alright.
Because life in the most expensive city, in one of the most expensive countries, is tough. Especially when you’re hungry.
They can get a double-tap.
Because you will get through this. Just stay strong.
“I can’t, my best friend is in town. I mean, my other best friend.”
Sorry, snag. You can’t grill with us.
Don’t feel bad though. Not everyone can be this #straya.
You think you’ve seen blue? You think you’ve seen mountains? Think again, my friend.
If not sooner. Turns out, Tasmania’s the place to be.
Because they’re not going to be around forever, people. Get ‘em while they’re cheap-ish.
We’re talking eight hours and beyond. Come at us, sweet dreams.
Because there’s a lot more to it than having a pretty face and enviable wardrobe.
Because it couldn’t be further from a White Christmas down here come December. That’s for sure.
As in, the drinks - not that grandpa who loves a beer… or ten.
Because even being in the same gender group as these authors has gotta count for something, right?
Cliché Factor: 5000. Hold onto your stubbie coolers, you guys.
Because, let’s face it, summer nights are all well and good - until you try and get a good eight hours.
It’s time to figure out, once and for all.
Because it’s about time you found your face twin