Look, we all remember the glory that was The Hills and the drama that came with it.
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Because the women on the show were so young and had just moved to Los Angeles, a ~magical~ (but tough) city.
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So there was a lot of shit that went down, and we were all here for it.
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But guess what, Audrina Patridge is all grownup now and has a BABY.
Yes, the Audrina who couldn't get over two-name Justin Bobby...
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...Is now married and appears to be making a living by selling things on Instagram.
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Why not!
Moving on to Heidi Montag, our dear lamb who had many, MANY, many ups and downs on The Hills and in life, in general.
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Well, she and Spencer Pratt are now expecting their first child together.
For the record, it's a boy, and they have been married for EIGHT YEARS.
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A baby Spencer is on the way...
Then there's sweet little Whitney Port, who was always so full of wisdom and -isms.
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Well, now she's in her third trimester and ready to pop out baby number one.
And remember her lack of faith in the male species as a whole?
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That's over. She's married to this guy, Tim Rosenman.
And finally we've come to the queen of The Hills drama, none other than Lauren Conrad.
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
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And we also know what she did because Queen Conrad is knocked up with her first baby too.
She's having a boy with her hubz, William Tell, and runs a goddamn lifestyle empire.
Our babes from The Hills grew up so fast!
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::: prays for a show about them as moms now :::
