“Watching House Hunters isn’t a waste of time; it’s an investment in your future.”
Please don’t say “Thank you for your patience” again.
Please stop asking when we’ll have kids.
Maybe everyone should have their mom do their makeup…
“What do you do if you get a crush?”
“So many freckles on my skin that it looks tan.”
The budget isn’t that set in stone. I could go over. Just a little.
For everyone still trying to make “fetch” happen.
“Pizza is an emotion I constantly feel.”
Everything will be OK, just look at this post if you don’t believe me.
Miss Jackson (if you’re nasty) has had enough of your shit.
Live every day like it’s Halloween.
“I secretly pray in the shower, because I don’t want anyone knowing that I believe in God.” And more confessions from Whisper.
When your older sibling isn’t actually that much older.