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The Perfect Emoji For Boobs Is The Chestnut Emoji, And Why Didn't I Realize This Sooner

One word: chestnut.

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I know what you're thinking: We already know about the skillet emoji for boobs.

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And while the skillet is pretty great — two eggs are accurate — there must be a better, more all-encompassing emoji to capture the glory that is boobs.

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CHEST. NUT. If you use two of them, it's like two nuts that live on your chest.

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Or like chest testicles — chesticles — because testicles are nuts, but we have chestnuts.

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