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24 Reasons Why You Should Never Give Someone An Edible Arrangement

They should be banned from the world, basically.

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4. And then they cover the fruit in this weird waxiness that makes it taste bad.

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6. And the fruit "flowers" are placed in a bed of kale. (Why???)

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Are you supposed to eat the kale? Is the kale like an after dinner mint to help wash away the taste? What is happening here?

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10. You might LIKE honeydew and cantaloupe, but do you really want to eat an entire basket of it?

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No, the answer is no. Nobody has time for that.

11. Once you get an Edible Arrangement, it has to sit awkwardly on your desk or a counter.

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12. Which is really great for the fruit flies who love exposed fruit, but not so much for anyone else.

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Enjoy the feast, flies!

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14. "Happy Sweet 16, I hope you enjoy these fruit kebabs!"

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There's nothing tweens love more than pineapples on a stick.

16. Also, this is just false advertising, because here's what that "ghost pineapple" looks like IRL.

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Go home, ghost pineapple, you're drunk.

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