Culture Buzz This is a story about a guy who lost a bet and had to get an Edward from Twilight tattoo. The only logical thing to do at that point was to cover it up by turning it into a tattoo of Rufio from Hook. Boom. Problem solved. (via geekologie.com)
New parody posters to promote “The Muppets.” And ride some of that sweet, sweet “Breaking Dawn” SEO.
Movie Buzz It's all fun and games until you realize you're actually going to have to sleep with him. Kristen Stewart manages to pull off “nervous virgin” pretty well, actually. (via accesshollywood.com)
Edward and Bella are seen on their honeymoon, and they look vaguely like our parents. If our parents were hot vampires, that is. (via style.mtv.com)
Celebrity Buzz The cast of “Twilight” if they were fat. Taylor “Tons of Fun” Lautner is a dead ringer for Chris Christie. More over at Hollywood Life.
Culture Buzz This Valentine's day, be thankful that nobody is this obsessed with you. Unless somebody is… then you should call the police.
Culture Buzz British musician Alex Day documents his first time reading Twilight with this chapter-by-chapter mockery of the inexplicably popular and poorly written tween lit series. His reactions are genuine, hilarious, and immensely quotable…and although I swore I'd never go anywhere near these “books”, I just sat through the first 22 chapters and am eagerly awaiting the next installment. Here is the story so far:
Anagrams are fun. A wonderful Tumblr called Reasoning With Vampires broke the Stephenie Meyer code. And that ain't the only thing that was broken! Heyo! (Please kill me.)
Culture Buzz It's National Bad Poetry Day! To celebrate, here's a collection of “poetry” straight from the most romantic fandom on earth: Twilight.
This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don't know which is worse, this movie or Twilight.
Finally, a chart that accurately shows Kristen's ability to portray a wide range of emotions on set. I thought it could never be done.
There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.
How long would Edward last in a fight against Batman? That's a movie I'd want to see.
Die hard Twilight fans have been camping out since Monday to try and get a glimpse of their favorite Twi-stars. Some were even willing to sacrifice a beloved pet for the occasion.
Teenage vampires and the mothers who love them. How is it that a woman this age can have a creepy obsession with underage boys but my uncle’s Cheetah Girls bedroom completely is frowned upon? Double standards are so unfair.
As a female, there's something really empowering about this photograph. Please tell me this happened in real life and isn't just a still from an upcoming movie or something.
Edward Cullen is the name of the monster from Twilight or something. And now you can have a shower curtain with his face on it, which is not creepy at all. Recommendation (if you do buy this): Hang it up facing inwards so Edward's disembodied head can watch you while you shower. (Via Geekologie.)
Culture Buzz FINALLY! A clever vampire mashup mixes the witty world of Buffy with the sappy dramatics of Twilight, because you know Buffy wouldn't take the creepy Edward Cullen stalking. Note to Twilight fans: don't hurt me!