And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
I watched all five Twilight films, and I have a lot of questions.
“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…”
Friends don’t let friends date the undead.
The Twilight series is finally over. And no one is more relieved than the man who played Edward Cullen.
Your newborn does NOT need a Team Edward onesie.
This is a story about a guy who lost a bet and had to get an Edward from Twilight tattoo. The only logical thing to do at that point was to cover it up by turning it into a tattoo of Rufio from Hook. Boom. Problem solved. (via geekologie.com) Read More ›
New parody posters to promote “The Muppets.” And ride some of that sweet, sweet “Breaking Dawn” SEO.
It’s all fun and games until you realize you’re actually going to have to sleep with him. Kristen Stewart manages to pull off “nervous virgin” pretty well, actually. (via accesshollywood.com)
British musician Alex Day documents his first time reading Twilight with this chapter-by-chapter mockery of the inexplicably popular and poorly written tween lit series. His reactions are genuine, hilarious, and immensely quotable…and although I swore I’d never go anywhere near these “books”, I just sat through the first 22 chapters and am eagerly awaiting the next installment. Here is the story so far: View List ›
This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don’t know which is worse, this movie or Twilight. Watch Video ›
Finally, a chart that accurately shows Kristen’s ability to portray a wide range of emotions on set. I thought it could never be done. View Image ›
There’s a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer. Watch Video ›
How long would Edward last in a fight against Batman? That’s a movie I’d want to see. View Image ›
Die hard Twilight fans have been camping out since Monday to try and get a glimpse of their favorite Twi-stars. View Image ›
Teenage vampires and the mothers who love them. View Image ›
As a female, there’s something really empowering about this photograph. View Image ›
Edward Cullen is the name of the monster from Twilight or something. And now you can have a shower curtain with his face on it, which is not creepy at all. View Image ›
FINALLY! A clever vampire mashup mixes the witty world of Buffy with the sappy dramatics of Twilight, because you know Buffy wouldn’t take the creepy Edward Cullen stalking. View Media ›