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Best Tattoo Coverup Ever
Culture Buzz This is a story about a guy who lost a bet and had to get an Edward from Twilight tattoo. The only logical thing to do at that point was to cover it up by turning it into a tattoo of Rufio from Hook. Boom. Problem solved. (via geekologie.com)
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The Muppets Meet Twilight
New parody posters to promote “The Muppets.” And ride some of that sweet, sweet “Breaking Dawn” SEO.
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Exclusive Breaking Dawn Honeymoon Clip
Movie Buzz It's all fun and games until you realize you're actually going to have to sleep with him. Kristen Stewart manages to pull off “nervous virgin” pretty well, actually. (via accesshollywood.com)
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Image: First Look: Twilight Honeymoon Pictures!
Edward and Bella are seen on their honeymoon, and they look vaguely like our parents. If our parents were hot vampires, that is. (via style.mtv.com)
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Tubby Twilight
Celebrity Buzz The cast of “Twilight” if they were fat. Taylor “Tons of Fun” Lautner is a dead ringer for Chris Christie. More over at Hollywood Life.
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Creepy Twilight Love Confessions
Culture Buzz This Valentine's day, be thankful that nobody is this obsessed with you. Unless somebody is… then you should call the police.
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Alex Reads Twilight
Culture Buzz British musician Alex Day documents his first time reading Twilight with this chapter-by-chapter mockery of the inexplicably popular and poorly written tween lit series. His reactions are genuine, hilarious, and immensely quotable…and although I swore I'd never go anywhere near these “books”, I just sat through the first 22 chapters and am eagerly awaiting the next installment. Here is the story so far:
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Image: Subliminal Twilight Message
Anagrams are fun. A wonderful Tumblr called Reasoning With Vampires broke the Stephenie Meyer code. And that ain't the only thing that was broken! Heyo! (Please kill me.)
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Excerpts From Bad Twilight Poetry
Culture Buzz It's National Bad Poetry Day! To celebrate, here's a collection of “poetry” straight from the most romantic fandom on earth: Twilight.
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Video: Vampires Suck Trailer
This is the trailer from the new movie “Vampire Suck”. I don't know which is worse, this movie or Twilight.
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Image: Kristen Stewart Emotional Chart
Finally, a chart that accurately shows Kristen's ability to portray a wide range of emotions on set. I thought it could never be done.
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Video: Twilight for Guys (NSFW)
There's a new Twilight Saga in town! Ironically, if Twilight were made for straight guys, it would be a hell of a lot gayer.
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Image: Batman Reacts to Twilight: Eclipse
How long would Edward last in a fight against Batman? That's a movie I'd want to see.
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Image: Cat-Sacrificing Twilight Fan
Die hard Twilight fans have been camping out since Monday to try and get a glimpse of their favorite Twi-stars. Some were even willing to sacrifice a beloved pet for the occasion.
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Image: Moms Love Twilight, Too!
Teenage vampires and the mothers who love them. How is it that a woman this age can have a creepy obsession with underage boys but my uncle’s Cheetah Girls bedroom completely is frowned upon? Double standards are so unfair.
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Image: Girl Not Smitten by Robert Pattinson
As a female, there's something really empowering about this photograph. Please tell me this happened in real life and isn't just a still from an upcoming movie or something.
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Image: Edward Cullen Shower Curtain
Edward Cullen is the name of the monster from Twilight or something. And now you can have a shower curtain with his face on it, which is not creepy at all. Recommendation (if you do buy this): Hang it up facing inwards so Edward's disembodied head can watch you while you shower. (Via Geekologie.)
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Buffy Summers vs. Edward Cullen
Culture Buzz FINALLY! A clever vampire mashup mixes the witty world of Buffy with the sappy dramatics of Twilight, because you know Buffy wouldn't take the creepy Edward Cullen stalking. Note to Twilight fans: don't hurt me!
