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    50 "Twilight" Jokes That Are Hilarious And Accurate

    This movie makes no sense but ALL of the sense.

    The only thing better than the cinematic masterpiece that is the Twilight franchise is...the jokes that lovingly drag the films.

    A still of Edward from "Twilight"

    Below are some of the best tweets about Twilight:

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    1.

    edward: she already ate the cullens using their kitchen for the first time:

    HBO / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    2.

    u want me to have sex. the thing that killed bella swan

    Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS

    3.

    ladies if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that bella from twilight had the personality of a la croix and she still had two boys fighting over her so if you don't have that then you must suck pretty bad

    4.

    So Bella from Twilight can love 2 guys & it’s romantic but when I do it ima hoe🤨🤨

    Twitter: @MireilliaM

    5.

    Twitter: @brokebackism

    6.

    Summit / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    7.

    therapist: Twilight fake baby is not real and can’t hurt you Twilight fake baby:

    8.

    if i had written twilight, i simply would not have made the adult werewolf fall in love with the newborn baby

    Twitter: @zachsilberberg

    9.

    NBC / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    10.

    bella: *walks into class* edward: yall smell that shit

    Twitter: @saiIormarss

    11.

    Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet

    Twitter: @sooospontaneous

    12.

    the part in twilight where they just put the cullens in old timey hats and vests to show it was in the Past

    Summit / Via Twitter: @spinubzilla

    13.

    twilight without the blue tint just makes me uncomfortable

    Summit / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    14.

    bella: i know what you are edward: say it out loud bella: vampire me watching twilight for the 500th time:

    15.

    bella in twilight forcing herself to drink blood so edward can turn her into a vampire

    16.

    wanna be so high i start acting like bella in twilight

    Twitter: @Iisa666

    17.

    I am BISEXUAL. that means I am attracted to: -Jasper from Twilight -Every woman I have ever met

    18.

    bro can we pls fuck to the twilight soundtrack please bro fuck just once cmon bro plz

    19.

    I just find it funny how the whole plot of twilight takes place in 2 years and Edward deadass ghosted Bella for 7 months.

    Twitter: @MsAriesMoon

    20.

    I’m rewatching twilight and I don’t know when I reached the age where instead of finding Edward Cullen hot I find Bella’s dad hot. I mean he’s an absolute unit

    21.

    the way bella was unnecessarily mean to charlie has me crying and throwing up

    Twitter: @ufobri

    22.

    Edward can literally be trying to munch on her elbow and r1p out her neck and Bella will be like “he won’t hurt me I love him”

    Collection Christopehl © Warner Bros via Alamy / Via Twitter: @simply_lay_

    23.

    "He said, Bella WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN LOCA"

    Twitter: @jayjayriv

    24.

    where the hell have you been loca? welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try the twilight meal

    Summit / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

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    26.

    i can't fuck with people that hate on every single film or are like "this was too juvenile for my sophisticated and acquired taste" like shut up i'm tryna watch bella die for edward's dick

    Twitter: @thholyghost

    27.

    do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman

    Twitter: @takeiteasyjack

    28.

    People keep listing Robert Pattinson's acting credentials to show he’s more than Twilight, but what I wanna know is when did we as a society decide playing a vampire was silly and playing Batman was prestige

    Twitter: @kennykeil

    29.

    no offense but when ryan gosling learned piano for la la land, everyone named him kind of the fucking world but when robert pattinson learned to catch a baseball flying at light speed and climb trees in mere seconds for twilight, everyone calls him untalented??? excuse me ?????

    Twitter: @nbcwiII

    30.

    i was trying to find pictures of edward saving bella on google and i found a website that replaces edwards head with a velociraptor instead and

    Summit / Via Twitter: @biticonjustine

    31.

    I think about how Jasper from Twilight was a whole ass confederate soldier and no one asked him ANY follow up questions about it nearly every day.

    Twitter: @MajorPhilebrity

    32.

    why the cullens just didn't go to college. Going to hs being around minors and u 200 years old is weirdo energy.

    Twitter: @bbnojutsu

    33.

    Lmao like Twilight is a cultural phenomenon but there’s no way in hell you can convince me Stephanie myers is a good writer

    Twitter: @_haaniyah_

    34.

    Bella: I wanna be with you forever! Edward: ok, lets get married. Bella: MARRIED?

    Twitter: @dizzieLizzybeth

    35.

    babe are you ok you’ve barely touched your twilight water

    Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS

    36.

    “what’s wrong babe? you didn’t put up your twilight christmas stockings.”

    Twitter: @twilightreborn

    37.

    I think twilight should be the theme of the next met gala

    Twitter: @sinntsn

    38.

    Vacation at the twilight house. Call that a vampire weekend

    Twitter: @whiteguyfieri / Via airbnb.com

    39.

    Summit / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    40.

    Summit / Via Twitter: @twilightreborn

    41.

    My favorite thing abt Twilight is how much Bella doesn’t want to move to Jacksonville

    Twitter: @theronalisa

    42.

    Twitter: @ufobri

    43.

    actually im a film student so my 5 star rating of twilight is objectively correct

    Twitter: @vampkendall

    44.

    the twilight soundtrack really dodged a bullet by existing before I made music

    Twitter: @phoebe_bridgers

    45.

    Summit / Via Twitter: @archivetwilight

    46.

    absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that

    Twitter: @holy_schnitt

    47.

    the twilight baseball scene is still a cinematic masterpiece dont @ me,, 8 year old me was SHAKING

    Summit / Via Twitter: @rcgerstark

    48.

    Robert Pattinson deserved an Oscar for saying “you better hold on, spider monkey” with a straight face so jot that down

    Twitter: @caroline_oreo

    49.

    It’s kind of messed up that nobody asks me if I’m team Edward or team Jacob anymore

    Twitter: @ben_curtis57

    50.

    never knew i needed robert pattinson defending twilight in 2022, he is so fucking right.

    Twitter: @pattinsnfilm