This weekend, the Twilight saga dropped on Netflix, and everyone and their mothers holed up to watch all five films — present company included.
twilight saga back on netflix today i know what i'm going this weekend
Now, as a huge fan of the series, I'll be the first to admit that this series is, quite literally, batshit. Like, Jasper being a Confederate solider? Or Bella ignoring the fact that Eddie just watched her sleep?? Or Jacob falling in love with a BABY???
Anyway, here are some of the funniest tweets about this bonkers as heck saga that we all can't help but obsess over:
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me anytime Bella hurt Charlie in the twilight saga #Bella #Twilight
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watching twilight again realizing how funny this scene actually was edward looking constipated then bella looking irritated lmaooo
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Remember at the end of the last Twilight where there was an incredible fight scene and so many people died and then it turned out it was just a vision and everyone went home...I'm still angry
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I just find it funny how the whole plot of twilight takes place in 2 years and Edward deadass ghosted Bella for 7 months.
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Okay so bella walks into science class in twilight saga Whereas Edward cullen :
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the twilight saga is literally about vampires and werewolves yet the hardest thing for me to believe is that all those guys were interested in bella…
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The acting in twilight can’t be real
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if jasper (from twilight) went that wild because of bella’s PAPER CUT how tf was he able to go to a public school??? the risk of injury is so high there??
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since Twilight is back on Netflix, I am going to remind you that Jacob is one of the worst dudes ever written
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I think about how Jasper from Twilight was a whole ass confederate soldier and no one asked him ANY follow up questions about it nearly every day.
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im sorry y’all but this is still the funniest scene in twilight 😭
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Twilight never paid off the setup that Edward drives really fast because he's indestructible and his reflexes are supposedly so good that he could never injure anyone else on the road through carelessness. Let's see these so called skills in action Edward!
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edward watching bella sleep
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No one: Edward in the corner of Bella’s room every night :
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I LOVE HOW EDWARD IS LIKE "I'VE NEVER WANTED TO TASTE A HUMANS BLOOD SO BADLY" AND BELLA IS LIKE "I TRUST YOU" LIKE GIRL NO WTF THAT'S A WHOLE ASS RED FLAG THE MAN WANTS TO EAT YOU AND YOU'RE TURNED ON NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO HAVE A FETISH FOR BEING A HUMAN CAPRISUN
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lemme remind you choosing between edward and jacob is choosing between a gemini and a capricorn man. choose self respect instead
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the fact that team edward & team jacob was even a thing didn’t even make sense…like jacob didn’t have a chance in hell..bella was throwing her self off cliffs cause edward left…like?!!?
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Edward can literally be trying to munch on her elbow and r1p out her neck and Bella will be like “he won’t hurt me I love him”
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Bella: I wanna be with you forever! Edward: ok, lets get married. Bella: MARRIED?
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Im not team Edward or Jacob I’m team destroy Renesme
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“This is the skin of a killer Bella”
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Bella put this ~man~ *thruuuuu* it 😭
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Edward on the phone with Carlisle when he found out bella was pregnant
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Bro the way Bella treats Charlie be havin me in tears
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And Bella was really ready to die for the dick lmao https://t.co/cYlRWejkC9
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thinking about how bella just jumped to calling edward a vampire just bc his hands were cold,,, bitch what if he was anemic???!!! now you've made him feel bad
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not this being Bella after finding out Jacob imprinted on her daughter💀
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why the hell did they make Jacob from twilight fall in love with a literal BABY theyre sick
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Jacob seeing Renesmee for the first time Renesmee
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Watching new moon. & Bella rlly let herself fall into a manic episode over a man… I’m sorry what..
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the most fucked up thing in twilight was carlisle seeing rosalie dying in an alley after being attacked by a group of men and going, 'pretty! i shall make her an immortal bride for my son edward!'
40. In conclusion:
Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet